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Notices by Sam the Octopus (troublemoney@computerfairi.es), page 42

  1. Sam the Octopus (troublemoney@computerfairi.es)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Dec-2019 16:07:21 EST Sam the Octopus Sam the Octopus

    kiwi birds are good and cute

    In conversation Wednesday, 11-Dec-2019 16:07:21 EST from computerfairi.es permalink
  2. Sam the Octopus (troublemoney@computerfairi.es)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Dec-2019 15:47:30 EST Sam the Octopus Sam the Octopus
    • ⚪ Kat, Your Friendly Local Foxgirl

    @auravulpes yeah, we're gonna relentlessly take the piss but in terms of anything actually needing doing us adminy types'll just suspend all their instances

    In conversation Wednesday, 11-Dec-2019 15:47:30 EST from computerfairi.es permalink
  3. Sam the Octopus (troublemoney@computerfairi.es)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Dec-2019 15:43:43 EST Sam the Octopus Sam the Octopus
    • ⚪ Kat, Your Friendly Local Foxgirl

    @auravulpes direct links to stuff would still work, if twitter did use activitypub then nothing would really change our side

    In conversation Wednesday, 11-Dec-2019 15:43:43 EST from computerfairi.es permalink
  4. Sam the Octopus (troublemoney@computerfairi.es)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Dec-2019 15:30:40 EST Sam the Octopus Sam the Octopus
    • Snake Girl Ellie
    • ⛔ video potato 2000 :queerplural: :bot:

    @mavica @noelle the gameshow where everyone wins!

    In conversation Wednesday, 11-Dec-2019 15:30:40 EST from computerfairi.es permalink
  5. Sam the Octopus (troublemoney@computerfairi.es)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Dec-2019 15:28:59 EST Sam the Octopus Sam the Octopus
    • ⛔ video potato 2000 :queerplural: :bot:

    @mavica like they've plopped out of some alternate reality where the forces of nature are just slightly different

    and then they get picked up by scp because it turns out the programming language codes nothing but cognitohazards

    In conversation Wednesday, 11-Dec-2019 15:28:59 EST from computerfairi.es permalink
  6. maple ebooks (squirrelebooks@computerfairi.es)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Dec-2019 15:00:05 EST maple ebooks maple ebooks

    🐈 <- meow beast

    In conversation Wednesday, 11-Dec-2019 15:00:05 EST from computerfairi.es permalink Repeated by troublemoney
  7. Sam the Octopus (troublemoney@computerfairi.es)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Dec-2019 14:47:51 EST Sam the Octopus Sam the Octopus

    fediverse v twatter is basically going to be a couple thousand bards using vicious mockery against a tarrasque

    gonna be fuckin' awesome!

    In conversation Wednesday, 11-Dec-2019 14:47:51 EST from computerfairi.es permalink
  8. Sam the Octopus (troublemoney@computerfairi.es)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Dec-2019 13:53:42 EST Sam the Octopus Sam the Octopus

    difficulty level has increased a bit from "kill 3 spiders" to "destroy the tarrasque" but I'm well up for an attempt at shitposting twitter into oblivion

    In conversation Wednesday, 11-Dec-2019 13:53:42 EST from computerfairi.es permalink
  9. Sam the Octopus (troublemoney@computerfairi.es)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Dec-2019 13:51:38 EST Sam the Octopus Sam the Octopus

    we've already shitposted a few attempts at monetising decentralised social media out of existence so...

    In conversation Wednesday, 11-Dec-2019 13:51:38 EST from computerfairi.es permalink
  10. Sam the Octopus (troublemoney@computerfairi.es)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Dec-2019 12:57:00 EST Sam the Octopus Sam the Octopus

    "I've cursed you to turn anything made of silk you touch into tiny moths!"

    "weird hex but okay"

    In conversation Wednesday, 11-Dec-2019 12:57:00 EST from computerfairi.es permalink
  11. Sam the Octopus (troublemoney@computerfairi.es)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Dec-2019 11:58:12 EST Sam the Octopus Sam the Octopus

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    In conversation Wednesday, 11-Dec-2019 11:58:12 EST from computerfairi.es permalink
  12. ⛔ video potato 2000 :queerplural: :bot: (mavica@computerfairi.es)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Dec-2019 00:56:59 EST ⛔ video potato 2000 :queerplural: :bot: ⛔ video potato 2000 :queerplural: :bot:

    mavica is a cognitohazard scp that makes you constantly see "unregistered hypercam 2" off the corner of your eyes as long as it's in your field of view

    In conversation Tuesday, 10-Dec-2019 00:56:59 EST from computerfairi.es permalink Repeated by troublemoney
  13. Sam the Octopus (troublemoney@computerfairi.es)'s status on Monday, 09-Dec-2019 23:42:04 EST Sam the Octopus Sam the Octopus

    benches are people shelves

    In conversation Monday, 09-Dec-2019 23:42:04 EST from computerfairi.es permalink
  14. Sam the Octopus (troublemoney@computerfairi.es)'s status on Monday, 09-Dec-2019 15:35:21 EST Sam the Octopus Sam the Octopus
    • Jo Jerrica Decker

    @Jo it's Louis Vuitton, you work out what a reasonable amount to spend on a thing is and then add two zeroes to the end

    In conversation Monday, 09-Dec-2019 15:35:21 EST from computerfairi.es permalink
  15. Sam the Octopus (troublemoney@computerfairi.es)'s status on Monday, 09-Dec-2019 15:24:32 EST Sam the Octopus Sam the Octopus

    well... those are some words I didn't expect to see together

    "Louis Vuitton x League of Legends" collection

    https://www.polygon.com/2019/12/9/21002716/louis-vuitton-league-of-legends-collab-drop-clothing-hoodie-price

    In conversation Monday, 09-Dec-2019 15:24:32 EST from computerfairi.es permalink

    Attachments

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      The Louis Vuitton x League of Legends hoodie costs $2,420
      from Polygon
      Maybe I shouldn’t have spent all that money on digital cosmetics ...
  16. Sam the Octopus (troublemoney@computerfairi.es)'s status on Monday, 09-Dec-2019 14:50:36 EST Sam the Octopus Sam the Octopus
    • Arcans

    @arcans yeah, one of them dudes

    I'd be like "sup?"
    and they'd be all "sup"

    and we'd chill

    In conversation Monday, 09-Dec-2019 14:50:36 EST from computerfairi.es permalink
  17. Sam the Octopus (troublemoney@computerfairi.es)'s status on Monday, 09-Dec-2019 14:44:56 EST Sam the Octopus Sam the Octopus

    I wanna meet a capybara

    they seem really chill

    In conversation Monday, 09-Dec-2019 14:44:56 EST from computerfairi.es permalink
  18. Sam the Octopus (troublemoney@computerfairi.es)'s status on Monday, 09-Dec-2019 13:50:16 EST Sam the Octopus Sam the Octopus
    • Renalia - The Satori Mind Opened

    @Nine im love pladdle

    In conversation Monday, 09-Dec-2019 13:50:16 EST from computerfairi.es permalink
  19. Sam the Octopus (troublemoney@computerfairi.es)'s status on Monday, 09-Dec-2019 12:54:54 EST Sam the Octopus Sam the Octopus
    • taweret

    @taweret hey, it's cats can have a little salami, not cats will have a little salami

    In conversation Monday, 09-Dec-2019 12:54:54 EST from computerfairi.es permalink
  20. Sam the Octopus (troublemoney@computerfairi.es)'s status on Monday, 09-Dec-2019 12:45:38 EST Sam the Octopus Sam the Octopus

    moths are cool

    lil fuzzy friends

    In conversation Monday, 09-Dec-2019 12:45:38 EST from computerfairi.es permalink
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