Notices by Sam the Octopus (troublemoney@computerfairi.es), page 41

@mavica yay! 🧡

@mavica :blobpeek: guilty as charged

dragons hoard treasure

friendship is the greatest treasure

therefore dragons are super good friends

Seiko are bringing back the "Alpinist"

Now under the Prospex line, going to be $700-$750, 6r35 movements, available with black, green, or grey dials

thomas the tank engine was messed up

the fat controller literally cask of amontillado'ed a train for having a phobia of rain

this was meant to be a kids show

@InspectorCaracal one of the rare cases where even if you don't fits you sits

@evie oh yeah, two committees in separate towns coming to social and/or legal agreements to promote cultural and/or commercial ties, so hot

@codl these boots were made for walken

they've got those little metal tap things on the sole

@mavica solid snake can have a little salami

well, with the gains of the snp in scotland and the nationalists in northern ireland it seems the brexiteer promise of "getting our country back" might be surprisingly accurate

who's this Carol person and what's she got to do with christmas?

It's a shame but Weebl's "Badgers" is not, in fact, an accurate description of the prevalence of british wildlife

@envgen quick, to the point, I like it

there's not much mention of badgers around here

here's a badger

they are good

@noelle :psyduck:

@taweret Graham Linehan

he co-created father ted, the IT crowd, and black books and is a raging transphobe

the hbomberguy trans rights stream was in direct response to him and cava fourchan (mumsnet) trying to get uk lottery funding removed from a kid's charity

well, on the upside at least it looks like the DUP are also getting fucked

@TheGibson they say it's not over until the fat lady sings but she's doing a distressing amount of vocal warm-ups