Notices by Sam the Octopus (troublemoney@computerfairi.es), page 44

personal favourite attempt: loog-baroog

@pup_hime closer than most, luff-buh-ruh

for a fun time get non-brits to try to pronounce "Loughborough"

@gdkar arkansas is our kansas

@gdkar oh god, I know this is going to get lewd in like, 30 seconds

@mavica bep bep beeep!

there's a gold coin that the canadian mint makes called the "gold maple" and any time I hear about it (which admittedly isn't often) I just think of a special shiny chassis @mavica gets out for special occasions

@mavica yay!

@mavica oh yeah, those'd be ideal, those usually come with instructions as well IIRC

@mavica I've heard blazers are hard but there are a bunch of youtube videos that would give you the rough order of operations

it's basically just "cut out the right shapes of fabric" then "sew the bits together"

if you can find something you like the cut of and roughly fits in a charity shop or something you can disassemble it and use the pattern for making it with fabric you like, either that or there's a load of places online that'll sell you patterns

At least there's something good to come out of this election, new cassetteboy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LI87PRgIKks

2: it's a nail

1: no, it's a tack!

satan's own egg liqueur, the devil's advocaat

@noelle ellie can have a little cat can have a little salami meme

@taweret is it really manipulation though? I mean, it's pretty clearly "7 bucks and you get more of this cute thing"

@annika that makes a lot more sense than the "for when you want to take a break from your big phone" marketing they're doing

@annika well who wouldn't want a smaller phone to go with their big phone and the mini phone on their wrist

@Jo just tell them you'll take care of all of it and they should give you £x a month, then give them a freesat box and say sky has rebranded

@nebula I have a feeling it won't be that bad in real but yeah, the hands omega use for their dive watches don't do readability any favours

The inevitable Bond No Time To Die limited edition Omega's been announced

Looks quite nice

Which it fucking better had for €8,700

I mean, yes, this one's titanium but almost double the price of a standard Diver 300M?

Hell, that's the price of two Tudor Pelagoses... Pelagi.... Pelagodes? Two of them titanium watches what are made by Tudor

It's expensive, is what I'm saying