Notices by Sam the Octopus (troublemoney@computerfairi.es), page 47

@amiloradovsky @saxnot just 'cause it might be spying on you some other way isn't a reason to make anything easier for them

I don't know of any cases but those little webcam covers you can get for laptops would probably do the job for the front-facing camera

@healyn so you're saying baby yoda used to be an egg?

@Jo @sydneyfalk last time 'round there was a bloke who fought back yelling "FUCK YOU I'M MILLWALL"

@sydneyfalk well, "bystanders beat the shit out of terrorist attempting a bunch of stabbings" is just to be expected, someone turning up with a narwhal tusk though, that's a new twist on the whole thing

to answer the obvious question, he grabbed it off the wall of Fishmongers Hall, he wasn't just wandering around with a narwhal tusk

"Man chased terrorist with a 1.5 meter long narwhal tusk" was pretty high up on the list of things I didn't expect to ever read but that happened

https://twitter.com/theamycoop/status/1200513388889223169

@mavica :blobsurprised: 2 METER LONG CROC!

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/33016552187.html

it needs the filling added but 2 METER LONG CROCODILE

@mavica I had a quick look and they do in fact look surprisingly similar to these https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000129962485.html

wouldn't be massively surprised if they came from the same factory

@mavica totally doable then, could probably get away with RM large letter for that

I have a feeling buying from aliexpress would be cheaper with everything added together but if you happen to want one then I can proxy

@mavica well, most of the size is compressible... probably still quite a bit though...

how much is kapok (or similar) locally? 'cause I could totally pick one up, remove the stuffing, send it over, and you could re-stuff it

just to let everyone know, aldi UK are currently selling massive unicorn plushies for 20 quid

like, 80cm long or something

they are lorge

@pup_hime @colon_three also the string of onions around your neck which is somehow part of the stereotype

I'm predicting that a lot of people will be wandering around looking for nativity scenes so they can replace all the baby jesuses (jesi? jesodes?) with baby yodas

@mavica even though they're not as elaborate they are all fantastic

@SuricrasiaOnline one day, after first contact, jorts will be known as earth's greatest contribution to the galaxy

I dream of a future where we can all have a little salami

@noelle still weird as hell that someone can just do that but it's not quite "yeah, I own a satellite that I parked over sudan"

@noelle "spy program" is probably a bit grand of a phrase for what he probably does

most likely he's buying time from one of the commercial satellite imagery companies and having the images analysed