Notices by Aunt Swiggony (sydneyfalk@elekk.xyz)

build a small cardboard city, then be the Youzilla you wanted to see destroy it! act like a government or corporation, right in your own home

Civil Disobedience Simulator 2020

@nev

the only beauty in the death of a legend

is that the legend they wrote can live on

KEEP MASTODON WEIRD

realizing memes are the Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra of our society, and the inherent irony of it, and

look, I'm not unreasonable. I just want the people I know to have one house, one car, one boat, and one trust fund each, and never die. why is that so hard to get

@TheGibson @willtochaos

Second system syndrome, maybe. Meritocracy built in reaction to physical prowesses became ultrainsular informationally, with all the leet and such. But it fails as "meritocracy" the basic concept fails, anyway. Because merit's a human concept, not an inherent quality.

It's meaningless until we apply meaning, and that means it's really meaningless. (Unlike, say, "green", which is defined in ways we can confirm with equipment. 'Merit' is way slipperier, IMO.)

Mastodon Gestalt Timeline:

2017: HOLY SHIT IT'S BBSES
2018: WAIT NO, IT'S SORTA TWITTER WITHOUT NAZIS
2019: HANG THE FUCK ON IS THIS EMAIL
2020: OH GOD RUN IT'S NEWSGROUPS, WE REINVENTED NEWSGROUPS

humans: *write about shitbags*

shitbags: O U KEYBOARD WARRIORS OMG WHEN DO U REALLY DO ANYTHING

humans: *start throwing milkshakes at the rich and powerful*

shitbags, in unison, each individually worried about their own drycleaning costs: THIS IS TERRORISM OMG U PEOPLE ARE MONSTERS

#MilkshakeBrigade is hopefully going to attempt a dastardly "violence" of throwing milk products at people who are wealthy hatemongers and are promoting a race war.

A woman can dream, anyway.

tired: men who go on the offensive if it's even implied they have emotions that might be influencing their thoughts, actions, or statements

wired: men who aren't so insecure as to respond to this toot with #NotAllMen

(checkmate 😜)

when do we get to be robots already

I am introducing the official currency of Mastodon, the Mastocoin, which does not exist and is therefore the best cryptocurrency

@kyzh

now in radical extreme citrus mint or super fruit bubble mint

.heck has become an official gTLD

@staticsafe

but Sadiq, what will you do if you immediately need a reference for the international unit of mass -- wait. wait, that, uh, never mind. I forgot what Instagram was there for a second. carry on! ^_^

@djsundog

if the roguelike for this isn't the generated but the interface -- then it's text and you have to move a cursor around the screen one step at a time to select things (including the locations you'd like to type each character)

it'd be perfect for vim users ;P