Notices by Sam the Octopus (troublemoney@computerfairi.es), page 51

Dr. Berkhan: got this disorder here that results in people reading things out of order and generally messing up where letters go, what shall we call it?

Dr. Berlin: dyslexia

Dr. Berkhan: LOL, that'll fuck 'em right up!

@sydneyfalk opening a manual and finding the 3rd word of the 17th line is resistant to network outages

ALL THESE WORLDS
ARE YOURS EXCEPT
EUROPA

TO UNLOCK EUROPA SPEND 500 GEMS OR $1.99

@sydneyfalk sometimes they managed to make the drm cool as well!

little decoder disks you had to use!

and a map! a proper, physical map!

@mavica BUNNEH! :bunhdcomfy:

@mavica it's why I never use noSQL

ain't worth using if it's got no squirrel

@sydneyfalk @Jo I have nowhere near the talent to pull it off, the idea's free to anyone who wants to give it a shot

@mavica @sydneyfalk @Jo I was thinking more the bacterium experiences time in reverse

like "OH SHIT WHAT ARE THESE THINGS KILL IT" < "oh, they're not too bad" < "they're quite nice" < "cosy cosy in the little animal cell"

several years of having english class at school and at no point did they ever go over the grammar for things that will/have/are happeneding in a time travel scenario

@sydneyfalk @Jo deadly bacterium travelling backwards through time, becoming less harmful the earlier in time it gets, eventually it transpires that the bacterium became/was/will be mitochondria

@Jo I read the "having to tell anybody else that I have had sex with" as if it was implying that HIV can time travel

like if you get it then it retroactively infects everyone you've slept with before then

@noelle late night at an ad agency with an open bar:

guy1: yo! I bet you $100 that you can't get an entire state to say they're on meth!
guy2: hold my beer!

@sydneyfalk @noelle @mavica @Nine yeah, we use it mostly in reference to the blokes from thames house

@mavica ! you could stream the audio to any bluetooth speakers as well!

@mavica okay now that's perfect

@mavica :thaenkin: lo-fi does usually have an analogue aesthetic so... digital lo-fi? is that a thing? it should be a thing if it isn't already a thing

@mavica *brings tea* let's get you all cuddled up in a bunrito! :bunhdcomfy:

@jonw terrible idea, I look forward to watching it collapse