Notices by Sam the Octopus (troublemoney@computerfairi.es), page 59

@mavica ooh, time to calibrate them gyros!

someone should totally write a bot for this

harry/draco, 4, moderate or poor
reylo, 7, good
ironstrange, 5, moderate

this has been the shipping forecast

@Jo obviously the tax bill for universal orlando was looking a bit high so they shuffled the money to sky one

New watch from Brew coming out soon

in-keeping with their usual shtick it comes with a bezel specially designed for timing espresso shots

it's quite neat

https://www.brew-watches.com/watches/mastergraph-copper

cc: @evie

@noelle "the green face represents..." [citation needed]

'cause I'm pretty sure the green face is from the wizard of oz

HEDGIE PAW!

original concept behind the SCP foundation: spooky scary horror stories

all of us: YAY! SLEEPOVER AT 999'S! 1471'S BRINGING 458 ALONG!

@mavica bloody pleroma again

libel bunny pls fix yer shit

@mavica yeah, pretty much

@mavica yeah, I've heard mention of it but not what it actually is

@Linda I've never heard a case where that stopped anyone

do I need to know about the current meta or have we already suspended the belligerents?

@mavica ooh, cool multi-colour gradient effect!

agreed, you cute

also featuring 🦊 !

🦔

We got a load of really good pictures last night

HAVE 333 OF THEM!

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/10qEZbCCrtbyCdIzYudoJ6c6lHM834Beg?usp=sharing

@mavica also he should reconcile with his ted-ex

@mavica ooh, good point

I propose a scale based on size of business compared with how much they shitpost

like wendys, massive company, shitpost a little, banned

small dentist practice, shitpost a lot, they can stay