Notices by Sam the Octopus (troublemoney@computerfairi.es), page 61

@mavica @Linda yeah, that would be a bit of a faff, possibly worth it though depending on how much jelly you intend to make

@mavica @Linda think I'd want a plastic one so it can double up as a jelly mould

@colon_three in a statement “Chick-fil-A has already proved very popular with our guests and we are happy to be able to provide this quality food expense as an option.”

quality... food... chick fillet?

@mavica mornin' mavi!

me, 11 minutes ago: WOO! MUTHAFUCKIN TIME TRAVEL YO!

@Spacegeneral "I'm gonna need wisdom checks for all y'all right now"

@mavica to me it sounds a bit like telling a person living on the streets "at least you don't have to pay council tax"

@trashyfins oh neat! WE GET A WHOLE TWO MONTHS! FUCK YEAH!

@trashyfins wait, really?! Why did I not know about this?!

@trashyfins I was never issued one in the first place!

I remember when "square" meant conventional, old-fashioned, and boring

the squarespace ads don't work on me, bring on, like, hipspace or something

@mavica @Nine I want dice now too!

nice little set of random number generators

@mavica :blobheart:

@mavica slightly complicated by the lack of a proper mouth but *affectionately headbutts the robot*

I want a like, d95 or something with all the printable ASCII characters on it

@InspectorCaracal is that the new trendy acronym for BODMAS?

(the answer, of course, is not now it isn't)

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@noelle @ben haveibeenpwned.com: you have now