Notices by Sam the Octopus (troublemoney@computerfairi.es), page 74

@brogepi do you want skynet?

this is how you get skynet

@maple yeah, admins falsified the stats to say there are 1 million or so users there

@Alyx been used twice unofficially, both uses are deprecated now though

besides, 420 is too good a number to waste on shitheads

Proposing HTTP status code 470 - "Unavailable for Horrible People" for use when denying access to clients indicating that they're horrible people (e.g. those with a gab user agent)

@maxine there isn't currently an HTTP status code for "Fuck off" but if cloudflare can add arbitrary bullshit so can we

Formally proposing status 470 for telling a client to Fuck Off

🦔 !

Shit, thinking about it the county of Bjorkshire would be an amazing place to live

An English baked pudding side dish made by an Icelandic singer/songwriter

or, Bjorkshire Pudding

@shonalika oh yeah, he did didn't he, she quite rightly told him to fuck off

@shonalika getting off light really, anyone dating adele usually gets turned into an album

@Jo AMIGA COMMORDER

there are actually only 151 pokemon so you shouldn't be surprised that sword and shield doesn't have 1000 of them in it

@arcans there certainly were, if you're thinking of something looking like these watches but with a solar cell at the top you might be thinking of something like the AL180

They generally hide the cells behind the dials now, can still see some of it on the G-Shock DW-5600 family though

@masklayer yes

similarly the ADF "Field Ration Eating Device" (or more accurately, the "Fucking Ridiculous Eating Device") is the hand-me-down sneakers of silverware

@kelerak you can indeed

@archadia hehe, yep, all part of being an octopus!

@c0debabe the one on the right is only $35

the left one is $60 and the gold is $75

Awwww yeaaaah

NEW CASIO RETRO WATCHES!

Very obviously based on the F-91W, but somehow look even more retro and awesome