Notices by Sam the Octopus (troublemoney@computerfairi.es), page 81

A time traveller from the 2000's visits a modern software company

traveller: all your laptops have 32 GB of RAM in them?! Your devs must be doing some really heavy stuff, what the hell do they need all that memory for?

guide: web browsing.

traveller: ...you fukken wat mate?

As someone who knows little of virtualisation this is what I imagine a hypervisor is

Work in an office with a load of obnoxious iPhone fanboys?

Stop their phones from working (while not affecting android phones) by flooding the place with helium!

https://www.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/comments/9si6r9/postmortem_mri_disables_every_ios_device_in/

- a microSD card weighs somewhere around 0.4g
- the highest capacity microSD that's easily available is 256GB
- a trebuchet can throw a 90kg projectile over 300m

90kg worth of microSD cards is 225,000 of them

Therefore a trebuchet can throw 57.6PB of data over 300m

This would have the highest throughput of any telecommunications network ever created

Hey, code people, if you haven't noticed we've got a lot more disk space now than when we did in the 80's, we can fit big words like "accessibility" and "internationalisation" without having to truncate them

Would probably help with readability, or as you fuckers would probably put it "r9y"

You've heard of catgirls and catboys, now get ready for catenbies

They're nyanbinary

Double checking John Oliver's math

Facebook one-day losses: $119 Billion
Global cheese market (projected for 2019): $118 Billion

Yep. Facebook did indeed lose, in one day, more value than the entire concept of cheese

Oh, "Now That's What I Call Music" #100 came out a few days ago if anyone cares about that milestone

Fun fact: Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

Remember: Quokkas

Damn, no Dreamcast exclusives at #E3 this year

I think it might end up being a flop

@squirrel is all glitchy on discord and it's kinda adorable as hell

@cypnk find some woods with a lake in them, get building a wooden underwater vehicle then run fibre to it

you'll get to cross off "small submarine", "cabin in the woods", and "hacker bunker" all at once

"If you don’t like obeying our laws then you should get out of our country, Tommy Robinson told"

http://newsthump.com/2018/05/27/if-you-dont-like-obeying-our-laws-then-you-should-get-out-of-our-country-tommy-robinson-told/

Occasionally newsthump just nails it

:maple2: is :bot:

This is one of the best posed pictures of a watch I've ever seen

Casio F91-W on a black NATO, believe the image is from someone on uhrforum.de

the Furry Corner discord is apparently on the first page of google results for "lesbian furry discord"

SEO: we have it, somehow, no idea how that happened but it's pretty neat

another good one I've heard:

He's making a list

He's checking it twice

He's gonna find out who's naughty or nice

Santa Claus is in contravention of article 5 of the General Data Protection Regulation (EU) 2016/679

Rare footage of @squirrel performing a physical pentest and then escaping when things go wrong

https://streamable.com/l2gk6

(via https://www.reddit.com/r/sysadmin/comments/8jnyxb/squirrel_in_server_room_a_snapshot_of_my_day/)