Notices by liffy 💜 (lifning@cybre.space), page 32

dear authors of chat programs: please stop putting one-click buttons for voice and video calls in easy-to-accidentally-press locations. at least make it a submenu, or add a conformation dialog before calling. terrible, terrible user experience.

Some people say an app is made outta cash
A program's made outta duct tape and Bash
Duct tape and Bash and silicone
Design that's a-weak and a hack that's strong

You code sixteen megs, what do you get
Another day deeper in technical debt
Saint Peter don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store

I was born one mornin', it was cloudy and wet
I picked up my keyboard and logged onto the net
I wrote sixteen megs of uncompiled code
And the straw boss said "Well, a-bless my soul"

@hellojed [weeks later, in a bunker a mile away from the studio, the Earth still quaking beneath them]

Julie, panicked and desperate: wait, ...c-could it be Wangernumb instead?

Host: my God, that could save us all... SOMEONE CHECK WITH THE BOFFINS IF THAT WAS WANGERNUMB!
...But first, let's rotate the board!

wow, i just saw something really rude.
vocalist of a live band just asked the crowd to "make some noise for [so-and-so] on the drums" after a song where the drummer clearly demonstrated they were capable of producing noise well enough on their own

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the gamecube controller lives! just in time for odyssey o3o;;; #gameing http://nintendoeverything.com/switchs-4-0-0-update-now-allows-for-gamecube-controller-support-with-wii-u-gamecube-adapter/

tempt me not, Satan, for i walk the righteous path toward homeownership,
https://cybre.space/media/-iER1zj75srD6VFj02I

roses are red
violets are blue
in surveillance capitalism
poem reads you

and shows you ads
for flower shops
and tracks your clicks
and never stops

it cares not about
if privacy's harmed
the money is green
when people are farmed

twitter is cyan
facebook is blue
your friends are the product
and so are you