Notices by The XKCD Bot (xkcd@mastodon.xyz)

More likely: Click on all the pictures of people who appear disloyal to [name of company or government]
https://xkcd.com/2228/

The weirdest quirk of the Borda count is that Jean-Charles de Borda automatically gets one point; luckily this has no consequences except in cases of extremely low turnout.
https://xkcd.com/2225/

"So what's dark energy?" "Cosmologists and the FDA are both trying very hard to find out."
https://xkcd.com/2216/

They actually showed up on the first scan by the first WiFi-capable device.
https://xkcd.com/2199/

I wasn't a big fan of 3 or Salvation, so I'm trying to resist getting my hopes up too much for Dark Fate, but it's hard. I'm just a sucker for humans and robots traveling through time to try to drive trucks into each other, apparently.
https://xkcd.com/2184/

If only somebody had warned them that the world would roll them like this.
https://xkcd.com/2176/

When Salvador Dalí died, it took months to get all the flagpoles sufficiently melted.
https://xkcd.com/2175/

The Antikythera mechanism had a whole set of gears specifically to track the cyclic popularity of skinny jeans and low-rise waists.
https://xkcd.com/2172/

The articles are much shorter, but I assume that's because this version predates the merger with the Hawaiian text that created the modern Hawaiian-Greek hybrid wiki-pedia.
https://xkcd.com/2168/

Once they selected the other proposal, we could have kept shopping ours around, but we would had to modify it include an aqueduct over their canal, which would be totally unreasonable.
https://xkcd.com/2127/

Neurologically speaking, the LEFT hand is actually the one at the end of the RIGHT arm.
https://xkcd.com/2120/

It's the NORMAL distribution, not the TANGENT distribution.
https://xkcd.com/2118/

The best wedge issue is an actual wedge.
https://xkcd.com/2103/

There are lots of very smart people doing fascinating work on cryptographic voting protocols. We should be funding and encouraging them, and doing all our elections with paper ballots until everyone currently working in that field has retired.
https://xkcd.com/2030/

Really, they'd be rushing around collecting revisions to go into the next scheduled quarterly public data update, not publishing them immediately, but you have to embellish things a little for Hollywood.
https://xkcd.com/2029/

The Python environmental protection agency wants to seal it in a cement chamber, with pictoral messages to future civilizations warning them about the danger of using sudo to install random Python packages.
https://xkcd.com/1987/

"You should make it so people can search for and jump into hundreds of conversations at once if they want." "Ooh, good idea! I imagine only the most well-informed people with the most critical information to share will use that feature."
https://xkcd.com/1974/

I understand modern autogyros are much more stable, so I've probably angered the autogyro people by impugning their safety. Once they finish building the autogyros they've been working on in their garages for 10 years, they'll come after me.
https://xkcd.com/1972/

[They do not move.]
https://xkcd.com/1961/

Ok, I've got it, just need to plug in my security key. Hmm, which way does the USB go? Nope, not that way. I'll just flip it and– OH JEEZ IT FELL INTO THE VENT.
https://xkcd.com/1946/