Notices by Stephen Michael Kellat (skellat@mastodon.sdf.org), page 6

Medical examiner says they OD'd on some new narcotic called Tool Shed Issues. It's made from hot wings and muscle relaxers.

Street name is Rainy Day Junk. Somebody slips it into a kid's drink, next day he wakes up in the ER covered in McRibs.

Medical examiner says she was high on somethin' called Colombian Fuzz. It's an anti-depressent for bald eagles.

Turns out that joint was laced with bees and red velvet cake. It's called Jazz Turnovers.

Now how do I make this thing follow things off of Mastodon? Nothing seems to work right in that scenario.