Notices by Stephen Michael Kellat (skellat@mastodon.sdf.org), page 5

@craigmaloney HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA The shutdown only went Saturday, Sunday, Monday last week. A new Continuing Resolution was adopted that expires on **February 8th** which is a Thursday and also when the 2018 Winter Olympics start. It wasn't solved but there was a truce. See my blog post here: http://skellat.freeshell.org/blog/damage-report.html

@craigmaloney That'll be the time to start putting together a co-op to buy a shortwave radio station perhaps. Radio licensing fees are privileged compared to streaming.

Handbasket Preview:
https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/957634744023306240?s=09

And this is how we're going to Hell:
https://twitter.com/antoniogm/status/956657889963270144?s=09

Dr. Warner says he was wacked out on some new drug called Pandora's Death. Found him naked in an off-broadway show whisperin' "My name is Martha Stewart, welcome to my kitchen."

This is Crete Meadows, a misguided psychiatrist. She is about to wake up all alone in the back of a horse drawn carriage covered in a filthy quantity of lunch meat... in the Twilight Zone.

Dr. Warner says she was wacked out on some new drug called Tickle Hotcakes. Found her naked in the woods screamin' 'Are you ready to accept mannequins as your personal savior?!'

It's a nootropic from the dark web called Patio Shoes. Dude was in the middle of deliverin' a quarterly earnings report, suddenly he's explainin' a detailed diagram of his "Fursona" - "Ms. Vampire Badger".

Street name is Fairy Walrus, It's made from Redbull and Ambien. Found this chick in a Radio Shack wearin' nothin' but a cardboard bra giving herself a tattoo of The Hamburglar.

Lab says he was wacked out on some new drug called Devil Loaf. Found him naked in a sandbox screamin' "Beware the teletubbies!"

It's a nootropic from Costco called Gorilla Snow. This joker was at an old folks home livestreamin' himself sayin' "Bear witness to my sexual diaper seminar...", he then proceeds to smear vaseline all over his face and cry.

Coroner says he was wacked out on some new drug called Sweet Scramble. Found him naked in a Radio Shack yellin' "I think I finally understand puppets!"

Mind-blowing sequence initiated...

Kids are callin' it Benzo Whiz. He set a dumpster on fire behind a pawn shop and huffed the fumes until he thought it was rainin' grits.

Kids are callin' it Crazy Brain. He set a dumpster on fire behind an IHOP and huffed the fumes until he thought he was bein' chased by Jean-Claude Van Damme ridin' a giant pug.