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Notices by Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk), page 7

  1. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 26-Oct-2018 23:31:21 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Confucius say, "All men eat, but Fu Manchu."
    In conversation Friday, 26-Oct-2018 23:31:21 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  2. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 26-Oct-2018 17:01:21 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    A virgin emerged from her bath, in a state of righteous wrath. For she'd been deflowered, when she bent as she showered, cause the handle was right in her path. !joke
    In conversation Friday, 26-Oct-2018 17:01:21 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  3. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 25-Oct-2018 23:31:16 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Confucius say, "Naked man fear no pick pocket."
    In conversation Thursday, 25-Oct-2018 23:31:16 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  4. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 25-Oct-2018 17:01:16 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Your momma so fat she doesn't need the internet; she's already world wide !joke
    In conversation Thursday, 25-Oct-2018 17:01:16 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  5. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Oct-2018 23:31:13 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke A: Why is a tomato red? Q: It saw the salad dressing.
    In conversation Wednesday, 24-Oct-2018 23:31:13 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  6. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Oct-2018 23:31:08 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke CRC jokes tend to get repeated until you get them right. - Panky9
    In conversation Tuesday, 23-Oct-2018 23:31:08 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  7. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 23-Oct-2018 17:01:08 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    There once was a man from Peru, who fell asleep in a canoe. While dreaming of venus, he played with his penis, and woke up with a hand full of goo. !joke
    In conversation Tuesday, 23-Oct-2018 17:01:08 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  8. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 22-Oct-2018 23:31:05 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke The good thing about NoSQL jokes is, they scale well for larger audiences. - twiterfroeschli
    In conversation Monday, 22-Oct-2018 23:31:05 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  9. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 22-Oct-2018 17:01:05 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire? Bernadette. !joke
    In conversation Monday, 22-Oct-2018 17:01:05 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  10. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 21-Oct-2018 23:31:01 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke I could tell you some IPX jokes but they are all topical and based on events from the early 90's - csatl
    In conversation Sunday, 21-Oct-2018 23:31:01 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  11. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 21-Oct-2018 17:01:00 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Yo momma is so fat her blood type is Ragu !joke
    In conversation Sunday, 21-Oct-2018 17:01:00 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  12. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 20-Oct-2018 23:30:56 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke A limerick packs laughs anatomical, into space that is quite economical. But the good ones I've seen, so seldom are clean. And the clean ones so seldom are comical.
    In conversation Saturday, 20-Oct-2018 23:30:56 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  13. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 20-Oct-2018 17:00:56 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Knock knock: Whose there? Smellmop: Smellmop who? Ewwww gross! !joke
    In conversation Saturday, 20-Oct-2018 17:00:56 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  14. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 19-Oct-2018 23:30:53 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke The problem with Napster jokes is that everyone has a slightly different version. - webmat
    In conversation Friday, 19-Oct-2018 23:30:53 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  15. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 19-Oct-2018 17:00:56 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Yo momma so fat she leaves footsteps in concrete !joke
    In conversation Friday, 19-Oct-2018 17:00:56 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  16. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 18-Oct-2018 23:30:49 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Confucius say, "Man who fishes in other man's well often catch crabs."
    In conversation Thursday, 18-Oct-2018 23:30:49 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  17. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 18-Oct-2018 17:00:48 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Knock knock: Whose there? Cargo: Cargo who? No silly, cars go beep beep! !joke
    In conversation Thursday, 18-Oct-2018 17:00:48 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  18. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 17-Oct-2018 23:30:44 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Confucius say, "Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement."
    In conversation Wednesday, 17-Oct-2018 23:30:44 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  19. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 16-Oct-2018 17:00:40 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef. !joke
    In conversation Tuesday, 16-Oct-2018 17:00:40 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  20. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 15-Oct-2018 23:30:37 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Q: What happens when you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A: A minor B-flat!
    In conversation Monday, 15-Oct-2018 23:30:37 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
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