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aesthetic:
the scammy forum signature banner ads on the bitcoin forum where they create teletext-style artwork out of small unicode characters to get around the lack of image support
https://mastodon.social/media/xo-h76Vy_mqP56Xgvlo https://mastodon.social/media/8XxaamLUjiPdyqQ-ETw https://mastodon.social/media/sTTmQM_tivAxZG7AL-M
josef
look. these fucked up sounds ive been making DO have musical use. honest!!!!! i even made a really unconscionable string sound by layering like 16 of it !!
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my job title, and where i live
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like humans, a lot of programming languages are squeamish about the hardware they’re running on, and would rather not know
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why cant i put all 857 unreleased pieces of music ive ever made, since 2005, all on bandcamp as one giant album and charge $857 for the album
josef
compare prices on psychoactive paintings at pcp art picker . com
josef
i often think like, what could I do if i went back in time to my life 5 years ago? 10 years ago? what would I do? where would I be? i'd probably really enjoy the novelty of being in a really specific part of my life, a part you only get to do once
well!!! the 10-years-in-the-future-me is also thinking this about current me, so! i'll imagine what he wants to do for a while, and do that, right now!
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satya nadella: and without futher ado, we'd like to present to you, the app that's going to save Windows Phone
[applause]
me: *bringing up the Windows Phone simulator on a laptop* thank you, thank you. thanks for the warm welcome
satya: take it away!
me: okay so... heres the uhh... heres the app. you see here we have a blank screen, and at the top it says Example App. and at the bottom? theres this button that says Button. and when you tap it, it makes a fart sound
josef
which written language, when a large corpus of it is compressed, has the most entropy
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the first honest birdsite bio ive ever seen
https://mastodon.social/media/mwk1ThIhZn5ZyA78VIk
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tfw u see a fence
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on birdsite 1 or 2 years ago i had a period where i just droned on and on about how much i hated drones, how if i see a drone, i will destroy it etc. and i havent changed my opinion.!!!! if i see some rich kid land a quadcopter next to me, im stomping on it!!!!!!!! fuck drones. destroy every drone you see. its not just property-destruction-as-protest, we also gotta normalise the idea that drones should be attacked as a fun passtime. its either that or theyre takin over
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@envgen yeah i fucking love doing that. i love it so much i regularly pretend to not know references even though i do
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tired: hey read this
wired: vore with thine eyes
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@er1n the trick is, give em like 3 knobs, or 3000. if you give em 30, they'll make some garbage, but give em 3000?? they won't know what to do, and won't even be able to use the system. hence, have you ever heard a bad synclavier sound?? no, because there were only 9 people who could use one
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avoid data at all costs
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this is me today https://mastodon.social/media/IYwe82FkEmRtIh7BBXQ
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sometimes im movin my feet around under my desk, tryin to get comfy, and i start feeling this clicking sensation???? and then i realise its the buttons on the front of an akai cd3000
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