Notices by josef (jk@mastodon.social), page 21

@zvinj wholesomest

@jk It's so cool, it's now my avatar. Thanks.

merry happy christmas to my friendiverse !!!!!! 🎄🅱️

🌏🌍🌎

me: hey hand me that guitar i want a go

you: *gives me the guitar*

me:

https://mastodon.social/media/t4IafSthczQhbY40DGA

it's fucked up that if you cook your food at twice the temperature it doesn't cook twice as fast, it just goes on fire

@djsundog @codl @posit i dont mind if you insult benny andersson's name, but if you insult his wonderful face i will delete your account

i definitely think that aliens are gonna see us and think "ah, it seems the Peter Principle applies to species too"

every day im pissed off and angry that im not an expert at everything

@Murkrow i cant wait for 2018 fashion to be: every item of clothing as normal, but each one has its own, small cape. for instance: hat with cape, gloves with little capes, jeans with a sweet ass-cape

sometimes it becomes apparent that the competence of propagandists is, like everything else, on a bell curve
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just realised the word 'broom' is real

@envgen a few years ago i cut together this, tryin my best to remove every bad part of the song. interestingly that process also ended up removing all the lyrics. coincidentally. https://mastodon.social/media/8D8G_aGI7krNanJfGaE

sometimes i don’t know what the FUCK the people on Hacker News are talking about
https://mastodon.social/media/ZWv0sfipIK9l4MM4nEE

drummers dont actually matter, u just need to have a couple talented percussionists in a specially constructed percussion zone. like in stop making sense

@djsundog @amphetamine @sickasfrick @er1n yeah i mean the real hero of yes was trevor horn

if you get enough smart programmers together all they do is make lisp, so you have to make sure theres some less-smart "control rod" programmers in the team