Notices by josef (jk@mastodon.social), page 28

me: 9V, DC, barrel jack, polarity is center . ...

you: yes????

me: ... ..... negative

you: what the FUCKCCCKKKK

thrown in prison. In A World, where onions have been forbidden for 150 years. one man is trying to bring back onions, & getting arrested and thrown in prison. thats how they get you - health & safety regulations. you're not allowed to grow an onion because it's too dangerous. that's how they get you. In A World, where onions are illegal. coming to a movie theater near you

gnu's not eunuchs

me: ah, cool computer you got there!

you: yeah theyre pretty good, ive been a loyal Apple customer for a while

me: what do you mean. did you not make that yourself

i remember as a kid, when i found out that not all musicians/singers wrote their own material, i lost a lot of respect for em. i was legit pissed off. and i still am !!!!!

every day i wake up and i clench my fists, and i feel weak and powerless, and i think about how fucked up it is that they called it "j-pop" instead of "jop"

the best 80s middle 8 sounds like a fighting game Select Character Screen. for instance Invisible Touch, or Nevermore by sophie & peter johnston

the colour of ESPN tuned to a dead sport

ah yeah, im a serious gamer, very serious, into serious games. i take my games seriously, i dont have fun, no sir. no fun here. fun is for casuals. thats why i built my own PC full of RGB LED lighting so that it looks like a pachinko machine

*FRANTICALLY googling*
bird socks
bird foot socks
socks that give you birds' feet
socks to put on to make your feet into bird feet

ive finally done it
i've finally created the
ULTIMATE DX7 SOUND ?????
https://mastodon.social/media/0FaMM9ed3DzfEp3uciE

cant wait to build my own computer which consists of like ten microcontroller chips, each of which contains one application (file manager, text editor, lynx-style browser, IRC client, media player etc.)

multitasking is accomplished by turning a 10-way selector knob which controls which chip is outputting to the screen at that moment

IN THE YEAR 992
THE JUSTIFIED ANCIENTS OF MU MU
SET SAIL IN THEIR LONG BOATS
ON A VOYAGE TO RE-DISCOVER
THE LOST CONTINENT
AFTER MANY MONTHS ON PERILOUS, STORMY SEAS
THEIR SEARCH WAS FRUITLESS
JUST WHEN ALL SEEMED LOST
THEY DISCOVERED

AMERICA

https://mastodon.social/media/6Y-vzzf70OFpb7RlP8A

toot is am amagran of "toilet"

as a non-american, for my first few years of internet use, i was confused about why americans were so respectful of veterinarians

im less of an open-source advocate per se, and more of a "someone should break into google & steal all of their creepy secret algorithms and leak them"