Notices by josef (jk@mastodon.social), page 8

@jk what a good cat...

@jk that's one chilled out kitty

the reason tropical storms and hurricanes have names is that each one is actually piloted by a person. theyre mechs

finally found the master control switch for the season

i kinda stopped reading hacker news, im too poor to afford to read it now since half the links are paywalled & u gotta make do with the scraps of info the tech moneyboys leave in the comments

what good is capitalism if it cannot produce any products that DON'T have blue LEDs in them

@jk 🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚

@jk

*puts them all in one basket*

@jk future cluckers

@jk @roadrunner You predicted lesbian monster fucker Tumblr.

@jk @roadrunner rip their love and toys r us

@Caelyn @jk @jk they were likely also banking on the idea that they would still check out the gross novelty thing, because americans do gross stuff for the novelty of it all the time

@jk god I keep seeing those and going "ohhhhhhhh yeah I've been meaning to go an-oh look, something else"

@jk I can only imagine that they were banking on years of us hearing about it from Americans and checking it out for the novelty value. The miscalculation was not realising that we'd mostly heard that it was crap, and that decent Mexican and tex-mex places had set up shop here years ago.