Jonkman Microblog
  • Login
Show Navigation
  • Public

    • Public
    • Network
    • Groups
    • Popular
    • People

Notices by Louise a déménagé (alda@ltch.fr), page 8

  1. ._. (mathias@social.grunig.org)'s status on Friday, 31-Aug-2018 06:25:08 EDT ._. ._.

    Nique la France.

    In conversation Friday, 31-Aug-2018 06:25:08 EDT from social.grunig.org permalink Repeated by alda
  2. Lizbian catgirl (abeehiltz@eldritch.cafe)'s status on Friday, 31-Aug-2018 05:14:23 EDT Lizbian catgirl Lizbian catgirl

    I'm sooo lesbian

    especially for girls

    In conversation Friday, 31-Aug-2018 05:14:23 EDT from eldritch.cafe permalink Repeated by alda
  3. Every lesbian (lesbianbot@botsin.space)'s status on Friday, 31-Aug-2018 05:54:55 EDT Every lesbian Every lesbian

    Lesbians.

    Boost if you agree

    In conversation Friday, 31-Aug-2018 05:54:55 EDT from botsin.space permalink Repeated by alda
  4. Laurelai Bailey (laurelai@mastodon.starrevolution.org)'s status on Friday, 31-Aug-2018 09:06:54 EDT Laurelai Bailey Laurelai Bailey
    • Louise a déménagé

    @Alda

    "Wake up human"

    I groan, trying to tune out the sound when i feel a soft paw step on my face

    "I said wake up, this is important."

    "What?" i say, growing more confused.

    "Look human you can wake up or i put a claw up your nose, your choice"

    My vision slowly comes into focus and the realization dawns on me that the source of my annoyance and involuntary wakefulness is a cat.

    "You are a cat?" i say "How can you talk?"

    "Ill explain that later, but right now i need your help, like i said its important"

    "Uh what do you want from me?" i spit out.

    The cat, a medium sized calico looks at me and says with a sigh. "I need you to be my human"

    "What?" i say, still not fully awake.

    "Look animal control has been following me all day and its been all i can do to evade them, if they catch me, its bad, really bad. What do you think they would do to a talking cat?"

    "Oh, huh yeah that wouldn't be good" i reply.

    "Exactly, look its not forever just until they leave me alone. Plus, ill pay you."

    Sitting up fully i say to the cat "I didnt know cats had money"

    "We dont" said the cat. "ill pay you with two dead mice and half of a bird"

    "Are you kidding me?" i retort

    "Ok ok, and a lizard tail, but thats my final offer"

    I rub the sleep out of my eyes and look at the weird talking cat and reply "Look you can stay with me as long as you want, just dont bring me any dead things please"

    "Are you sure human? I know you all are terrible hunters and it amazes me that your whole species doesnt starve"

    Standing up, i begin walking. "Yeah im sure. Just follow me ok, my place isnt far"

    In conversation Friday, 31-Aug-2018 09:06:54 EDT from mastodon.starrevolution.org permalink Repeated by alda
  5. Louise a déménagé (alda@ltch.fr)'s status on Friday, 31-Aug-2018 09:33:13 EDT Louise a déménagé Louise a déménagé
    in reply to
    • Laurelai Bailey

    @Laurelai I love it 💜

    In conversation Friday, 31-Aug-2018 09:33:13 EDT from ltch.fr permalink
  6. Louise a déménagé (alda@ltch.fr)'s status on Friday, 31-Aug-2018 08:48:27 EDT Louise a déménagé Louise a déménagé

    Dead men don't rape.

    https://youtu.be/qoHYvxPMmUE

    In conversation Friday, 31-Aug-2018 08:48:27 EDT from ltch.fr permalink
  7. Louise a déménagé (alda@ltch.fr)'s status on Friday, 31-Aug-2018 08:35:07 EDT Louise a déménagé Louise a déménagé
    • 🍍 Nausicaänanas🍍

    @Nausicaa est-ce que les quarks sont switch-phobes ?

    In conversation Friday, 31-Aug-2018 08:35:07 EDT from ltch.fr permalink
  8. Louise a déménagé (alda@ltch.fr)'s status on Friday, 31-Aug-2018 08:13:58 EDT Louise a déménagé Louise a déménagé
    • Laurelai Bailey

    @Laurelai I'm taking a nap in a park and when I wake up there's a cat looking at me.

    In conversation Friday, 31-Aug-2018 08:13:58 EDT from ltch.fr permalink
  9. Louise a déménagé (alda@ltch.fr)'s status on Friday, 31-Aug-2018 06:40:30 EDT Louise a déménagé Louise a déménagé
    • Sylvhem

    @Sylvhem et puis après on a des TL pleines de CW selfie sans aucun selfie parce que c'est des réponses et que personne enleve le CW en répondant.

    In conversation Friday, 31-Aug-2018 06:40:30 EDT from ltch.fr permalink
  10. Louise a déménagé (alda@ltch.fr)'s status on Friday, 31-Aug-2018 06:37:14 EDT Louise a déménagé Louise a déménagé
    • _lila*

    @lila_bliblu je vois plein de monde poster leurs selfies en "CW selfie" et un texte genre "coucou"

    Alors qu'il suffit d'écrire

    Coucou
    (CW selfie)

    Et de taguer la photo en nsfw.

    Comme ça on a pas besoin de cliquer une fois pour lire "coucou" et une seconde fois pour voir la photo.

    In conversation Friday, 31-Aug-2018 06:37:14 EDT from ltch.fr permalink
  11. Louise a déménagé (alda@ltch.fr)'s status on Thursday, 02-Aug-2018 02:59:46 EDT Louise a déménagé Louise a déménagé

    Jesus Would Have Found the Whole Thing Comical

    > She was in the midst of transition and unable to secure safe employment considering her yet-to-be-state-sanctioned womanness. I was still in the process of accumulating my still-accumulating student debt, just 20 years old. We had no familial support; our queerness reviled, my family had little-to-no resources to spare.

    -- https://www.autostraddle.com/jesus-would-have-found-the-whole-thing-comical-427126/

    #queerness #shaarlien

    In conversation Thursday, 02-Aug-2018 02:59:46 EDT from ltch.fr permalink

    Attachments

    1. Jesus Would Have Found the Whole Thing Comical
      from Autostraddle
      Jesus Would Have Found the Whole Thing Comical
  12. Louise a déménagé (alda@ltch.fr)'s status on Thursday, 02-Aug-2018 02:46:38 EDT Louise a déménagé Louise a déménagé
    • :001: Software Archaeologist

    @dashie meh

    In conversation Thursday, 02-Aug-2018 02:46:38 EDT from ltch.fr permalink
  13. Louise a déménagé (alda@ltch.fr)'s status on Thursday, 02-Aug-2018 02:33:59 EDT Louise a déménagé Louise a déménagé

    bjr

    In conversation Thursday, 02-Aug-2018 02:33:59 EDT from ltch.fr permalink
  14. Louise a déménagé (alda@ltch.fr)'s status on Wednesday, 01-Aug-2018 15:58:29 EDT Louise a déménagé Louise a déménagé
    • ._.

    @mathias VROUM VRO…

    Wait… :eo_thinking:

    In conversation Wednesday, 01-Aug-2018 15:58:29 EDT from ltch.fr permalink
  15. Louise a déménagé (alda@ltch.fr)'s status on Wednesday, 01-Aug-2018 15:55:06 EDT Louise a déménagé Louise a déménagé

    I miss lesbian sex.

    In conversation Wednesday, 01-Aug-2018 15:55:06 EDT from ltch.fr permalink
  16. Louise a déménagé (alda@ltch.fr)'s status on Wednesday, 01-Aug-2018 15:43:02 EDT Louise a déménagé Louise a déménagé

    👍 Sent my sick leave extension paper to my boss (I was late for that).
    👍 Took an appointment at a psychiatrist who does CBT and is specialized in burn-out.
    👎 Got called « Sir » at the shop even though I had a tiny short, a cute top and huge boobies.

    In conversation Wednesday, 01-Aug-2018 15:43:02 EDT from ltch.fr permalink
  17. Louise a déménagé (alda@ltch.fr)'s status on Wednesday, 01-Aug-2018 15:21:16 EDT Louise a déménagé Louise a déménagé
    • bailey//rockruff⚪

    @ctrlaltdog tbh my goal as a transactivist is not to make people comfortable.

    I find pointless to feed fellow trans with delusions that will only reinforce the cis-tem.

    But I agree with you when you say that we must not be the only audience when this notion comes up.

    We're in the first place when it comes to learn how gender norms works because we learn them very consciously so of course we see have no choice but to see the performance in that.

    It's the cis who have to open their eyes about the way they're performing their gender.

    In conversation Wednesday, 01-Aug-2018 15:21:16 EDT from ltch.fr permalink
  18. Louise a déménagé (alda@ltch.fr)'s status on Wednesday, 01-Aug-2018 14:59:31 EDT Louise a déménagé Louise a déménagé
    • bailey//rockruff⚪
    • amphetamine tokyo

    @ctrlaltdog @amphetamine It's not *our* gender that is a performance. *Gender* as a whole is a performance.

    It's stuff that society feed to us constantly. Everyone *learns* what are the gender norms of the society they live in and conforms or resists to them, whether it's by comfort, alienation, choice or necessity.

    In conversation Wednesday, 01-Aug-2018 14:59:31 EDT from ltch.fr permalink
  19. Louise a déménagé (alda@ltch.fr)'s status on Wednesday, 01-Aug-2018 14:27:06 EDT Louise a déménagé Louise a déménagé

    J'ai envie de savoir danser…

    In conversation Wednesday, 01-Aug-2018 14:27:06 EDT from ltch.fr permalink
  20. Louise a déménagé (alda@ltch.fr)'s status on Wednesday, 01-Aug-2018 13:39:59 EDT Louise a déménagé Louise a déménagé
    • 𝓒𝓲𝓼𝓱𝓮𝓽𝓼 𝓻𝓾𝓲𝓷𝓼 𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻𝔂𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 🐚

    @Alesha Ouais… Mais ça c'est déjà fait en fait. 🙃

    In conversation Wednesday, 01-Aug-2018 13:39:59 EDT from ltch.fr permalink
  • After
  • Before
  • Help
  • About
  • FAQ
  • TOS
  • Privacy
  • Source
  • Version
  • Contact

Jonkman Microblog is a social network, courtesy of SOBAC Microcomputer Services. It runs on GNU social, version 1.2.0-beta5, available under the GNU Affero General Public License.

Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 All Jonkman Microblog content and data are available under the Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 license.

Switch to desktop site layout.