Notices by selfsame (selfsame@tiny.tilde.website)

to be clear cars in general are fucked, I don't even know how to drive, and towns should just have like a truck library where you go get one if you need to haul manure or something

mastodon is like Sesame street where a muppet announces the word of the day and the whole town loses their shit over it

tar xvzf archive.tar.gz

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vopen
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"oh yeah? well could a 'poorly designed' operating system do this?"

*tries to install update on it's own, doesn't succeed, never starts up again*

Robot is pronounced like Godot

roguelike where you have to go back into the dungeon and apologize

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going to start signing all my emails with "regretfully,"

(meeting a banana for the first time)
oh! well aren't you a yellow fellow! and tall.. or long? are you, like.. taking a rest from standing, or do you live like that on the table? like a yellow, short, table snake.

when wizard's on a bagel, you can have wizards anytime

Intellectual Property is when you dress up a peanut in a top hat and a monocle and get a lawyer to make sure no one else ever does this

frantically googling "how shake human hand normal human way" before my job interview

VR game where you apologize to every animal species

daily clay friend

stack overflow for dogs

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2849 when will my human return?
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Jowling Kowling Rowling

I wish brands could feel fear

our Lisp game jam is released!

https://selfsame.itch.io/hats

by @eq and I

Are your kids texting words? know the codes:

GBERBU: no that's not a word
LKEKNLE: that neither
AKJNE: just letters you can relax

the secret to comedy on mastodon is repeatering things