If ever you feel that your #work is undignified, just reflect on the fact that at least you're not a "royal watcher". (I don't know why Alain de Botton hasn't been hammering at my door. I have thousands of these priceless stoical tips.)
And there goes my relaxing evening. Fresh vodka bottle has been cracked; front-loading for dinner out with auntie. Fair to middling chance of 000, I'd say: "What emergency service do you require?" "I don't care any more! Isn't it your turn to pick?" #BetterOrWorse
@tregeagle My eyebrows raise and nostrils flare with Kenneth-Williams-eque self-righteous indignation. You could have got that virus anywhere. I know what you filthy swines in the upside-down watch brigade get up to when Hattie Jacques isn't watching, as this documentary clearly shows: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zpk0KuH10uc
Matthew Davidson (mjd@microblog.mjd.id.au)'s status on Tuesday, 01-May-2018 01:35:41 EDT
Matthew DavidsonI despair at the lack of creativity in today's eccentrics. If I'm to be alarmed by an over-effusive greeting from a complete stranger across the street, I want them at least to be able to muster something like "All hail, good fellow! What think you of the chance of rain this morrow?" A five dollar haircut and cargo shorts pulled up to your armpits is not, per se, sufficient effort.
Matthew Davidson (mjd@microblog.mjd.id.au)'s status on Monday, 30-Apr-2018 01:32:52 EDT
Matthew DavidsonWhy, when a time lord regenerates, does he/she often end up with a smart haircut? If, like a caterpillar/butterfly, every part of their body is reduced to goop and rebuilt from the cells up, why would they (re-)start with any hair at all? If I were Matt Lucas, and considering potential job opportunities a few years down the road, I'd be pursuing this line of argument. #DrWho
Matthew Davidson (mjd@microblog.mjd.id.au)'s status on Friday, 27-Apr-2018 06:13:43 EDT
Matthew Davidson#Listening to the White Album. Had an art teacher in high school, about whom we would these days say "Woah, that's some serious Aspergers!", who encouraged us to bring in cassettes to listen to while being creative. Wary, doubtless through many years of hard experience, of practical jokes, he asked me "Is that _really_ the White Album?" Class verdict: "Freaky #Beatles, Davo".