Notices by Alisca (alisca@mastodon.social)

#Dublin #Ireland #lgv30

What a day. #Dublin #lgv30 #Ireland

Mum wants to see the sea.
She lies beside the wrong window
With a view she does not recognise
Surrounded by her family of vague strangers.
The others share a look with me.
Mum wants to see the sea.
#smallStories

I'm gonna keep posting this until one of you fucking boosts it

Alien Conference

Humans : Why and How
Humanity : Why Containment Failed
Human Frailties and Weak Spots
So Your Planet Has Humans Now
Humans : Are WE To Blame, Really

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@Ronflaix
I bought a Sony minidisc player at the airport on my way to a holiday. There, I 'met' a lovely Cali gurl. On her bedside table was strange-looking device. White, with a huge round clicky wheel. It was the size of my open palm. "What the hell is this?" it looked like a medical device. Maybe she was a diabetic??! When she told me what it was and what it could do I knew immediately that I had wasted 300 pounds on a piece of junk the day before.

The Irish border is a major problem and we've made it worse by ignoring it. What can we do?

I know. Let's fuck up the Good Friday Agreement.

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On the day...

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@Smolgrumps

#asteroid2018

What.

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There was a woman in my office many moons ago. She was useless. She spent the day playing Solitaire. One day, I found her PC unlocked. I moved the solitaire.exe file into another folder. I told the others. We waited.

She returned and soon we heard it: the Windows File Not Found error ping.

"DANG"
"DANG"
Silence reigns for about 3 minutes then:
"DANG"
This went on all week.

In the end, I restored the file. Out of pity.

#storyTime

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