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Notices by wohali ๐Ÿ’ฏ (wohali@octodon.social), page 20

  1. /dbg/ninja $:t_blink: (debugninja@banana.dog)'s status on Saturday, 13-Jul-2019 11:27:20 EDT /dbg/ninja $:t_blink: /dbg/ninja $:t_blink:
    in reply to
    • ben

    @ben This really shouldnโ€™t surprise me (Jeff Atwood being a huge ass). When LowTax talked to him about moving somethingawful to discourse years ago he came away saying basically Jeff had ignored and dismissed everything he suggested. If youโ€™re too big an asshole for LowTax that is saying something.

    In conversation Saturday, 13-Jul-2019 11:27:20 EDT from banana.dog permalink Repeated by wohali
  2. ben (ben@mastodon.lubar.me)'s status on Saturday, 13-Jul-2019 11:18:30 EDT ben ben
    • /dbg/ninja $:t_blink:

    @debugninja let me put it this way:

    Inedo was recently trying to figure out what forum software to use. Marketing settled on Discourse based on what other similar companies are using. Then I pointed out to my boss that the Discopocalypse thread is still running.

    I copied a screenshot of Jeff Atwood being an asshole to the internal chat program. My boss recognized that that matched his experience with Jeff 3 years earlier but wondered if Jeff had improved since then.

    And then we found out that the post was from 3 days ago.

    Needless to say, Inedo didn't even get to the prototype stage for the Discourse forum.

    In conversation Saturday, 13-Jul-2019 11:18:30 EDT from mastodon.lubar.me permalink Repeated by wohali
  3. wohali ๐Ÿ’ฏ (wohali@octodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 13-Jul-2019 00:46:35 EDT wohali 💯 wohali ๐Ÿ’ฏ
    • taweret

    @taweret you didn't put Army of Darkness

    In conversation Saturday, 13-Jul-2019 00:46:35 EDT from octodon.social permalink
  4. wohali ๐Ÿ’ฏ (wohali@octodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 13-Jul-2019 00:42:19 EDT wohali 💯 wohali ๐Ÿ’ฏ

    just put the first sticker on one of my laptops ever, after owning one ~continuously since 1994 and always hating the idea of stickers on a laptop

    it says

    fuck computers

    get your own stickers at https://astrid.smith.seattle.wa.us/stickers.html

    In conversation Saturday, 13-Jul-2019 00:42:19 EDT from octodon.social permalink
  5. wohali ๐Ÿ’ฏ (wohali@octodon.social)'s status on Friday, 12-Jul-2019 23:24:37 EDT wohali 💯 wohali ๐Ÿ’ฏ
    in reply to

    your mom is my passport, verify me?

    In conversation Friday, 12-Jul-2019 23:24:37 EDT from octodon.social permalink
  6. wohali ๐Ÿ’ฏ (wohali@octodon.social)'s status on Friday, 12-Jul-2019 23:24:26 EDT wohali 💯 wohali ๐Ÿ’ฏ
    in reply to

    my phone's number is also your mom's weight

    In conversation Friday, 12-Jul-2019 23:24:26 EDT from octodon.social permalink
  7. wohali ๐Ÿ’ฏ (wohali@octodon.social)'s status on Friday, 12-Jul-2019 23:18:29 EDT wohali 💯 wohali ๐Ÿ’ฏ
    • ben

    @ben see https://assets.octodon.social/media_attachments/files/006/422/342/original/d57b38f325b36496.png

    In conversation Friday, 12-Jul-2019 23:18:29 EDT from octodon.social permalink
  8. wohali ๐Ÿ’ฏ (wohali@octodon.social)'s status on Friday, 12-Jul-2019 23:18:10 EDT wohali 💯 wohali ๐Ÿ’ฏ

    my other phone is your mom

    In conversation Friday, 12-Jul-2019 23:18:10 EDT from octodon.social permalink
  9. wohali ๐Ÿ’ฏ (wohali@octodon.social)'s status on Friday, 12-Jul-2019 23:14:36 EDT wohali 💯 wohali ๐Ÿ’ฏ
    • ben

    @ben only if I "view image" with a right click then zoom in.

    In conversation Friday, 12-Jul-2019 23:14:36 EDT from octodon.social permalink
  10. varying intensity (lightdark@toot.cat)'s status on Friday, 12-Jul-2019 22:35:16 EDT varying intensity varying intensity

    I'm so mad

    In conversation Friday, 12-Jul-2019 22:35:16 EDT from toot.cat permalink Repeated by wohali
  11. wohali ๐Ÿ’ฏ (wohali@octodon.social)'s status on Friday, 12-Jul-2019 22:37:14 EDT wohali 💯 wohali ๐Ÿ’ฏ
    in reply to
    • read. my. damn. bio.

    @melaninpony

    INT - CLUB BATHROOM - NIGHT

    Harsh fluorescent lighting casts a bluish haze. White tile is chipped, and lots of graffiti with phone numbers and Mastodon handles. Music is quieter: oontz oontz oontz.

    Jack guides Frank into a stall and closes the door behind them.

    JACK (pulls out Rice Krispies Treat) Oh, man, I can't wait.

    FRANK (mouth agape) I...I.... Fuck it. (puts on shades. Then, louder) I'M IN.

    2/2

    In conversation Friday, 12-Jul-2019 22:37:14 EDT from octodon.social permalink
  12. wohali ๐Ÿ’ฏ (wohali@octodon.social)'s status on Friday, 12-Jul-2019 22:36:01 EDT wohali 💯 wohali ๐Ÿ’ฏ
    • read. my. damn. bio.

    @melaninpony

    INT - TECHNO NIGHTCLUB - NIGHT

    The music is blaring OONTZ OONTZ OONTZ. Hundreds of people are dancing and jumping amidst colourful, flashing LED and laser lights. A DJ spins tunes in the corner, hiding in his hoodie.

    JACK: Hey cutie, wanna do poppers in the bathroom?

    FRANK: (nodding) Let's go.

    (1/2)

    In conversation Friday, 12-Jul-2019 22:36:01 EDT from octodon.social permalink
  13. wohali ๐Ÿ’ฏ (wohali@octodon.social)'s status on Friday, 12-Jul-2019 21:03:03 EDT wohali 💯 wohali ๐Ÿ’ฏ

    "Only 10% of the entire Redshirt population was lost during the three year run of Star Trek. This is less than the 13.4% of Goldshirts."

    In conversation Friday, 12-Jul-2019 21:03:03 EDT from octodon.social permalink
  14. wohali ๐Ÿ’ฏ (wohali@octodon.social)'s status on Friday, 12-Jul-2019 20:31:04 EDT wohali 💯 wohali ๐Ÿ’ฏ
    • Dulcet๐Ÿตโšก (casual/pleroma)

    @dee Hmmm. I guess? But more of a pain to move furniture around when painting, bookshelves especially.

    In conversation Friday, 12-Jul-2019 20:31:04 EDT from octodon.social permalink
  15. neville park (nev@social.coop)'s status on Friday, 12-Jul-2019 20:15:40 EDT neville park neville park

    Somali-Canadian journalist Hodan Nalayeh, who devoted her career to the untold stories, both positive and controversial, of Somalia and its diaspora, has been killed in a terrorist attack on a hotel in Kismayo: https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/journalist-hodan-nalayeh-killed-in-somalia-hotel-attack-1.5210490

    ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ด ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ #news #journalism #canada #somalia ๐Ÿ˜

    In conversation Friday, 12-Jul-2019 20:15:40 EDT from social.coop permalink Repeated by wohali

    Attachments

    1. Invalid filename.
      Somali-Canadian journalist Hodan Nalayeh killed in Somalia hotel attack | CBC News
      from CBC
      Hodan Nalayeh, a Somali-Canadian journalist who once resided in Vaughan, Ont., was killed in an attack on a Somalia hotel on Friday, Mogadishu-based Radio Dalsan tells CBC News.
  16. wohali ๐Ÿ’ฏ (wohali@octodon.social)'s status on Friday, 12-Jul-2019 20:16:05 EDT wohali 💯 wohali ๐Ÿ’ฏ
    • ben

    @ben "make Tybalt Leftpaw cry"?

    In conversation Friday, 12-Jul-2019 20:16:05 EDT from octodon.social permalink
  17. wohali ๐Ÿ’ฏ (wohali@octodon.social)'s status on Friday, 12-Jul-2019 20:02:54 EDT wohali 💯 wohali ๐Ÿ’ฏ
    • igor / mina

    @hirojin Good question, not sure. Whatever Debian would have I guess? It's the white outline + the inside of it being nearly undiscernable at small point sizes / HiDPI.

    In conversation Friday, 12-Jul-2019 20:02:54 EDT from octodon.social permalink
  18. Code Selfish (paul@social.device5.co.uk)'s status on Friday, 12-Jul-2019 04:14:57 EDT Code Selfish Code Selfish

    google> We must send you a text to verify it's you logging in

    google> But we don't have your phone number. Please give it to us now so we can send you the text

    me> This is very secure and not at all a poor attempt at harvesting my phone number

    In conversation Friday, 12-Jul-2019 04:14:57 EDT from social.device5.co.uk permalink Repeated by wohali
  19. wohali ๐Ÿ’ฏ (wohali@octodon.social)'s status on Friday, 12-Jul-2019 17:46:49 EDT wohali 💯 wohali ๐Ÿ’ฏ

    this symbol --> ๐ŸŽฎ <-- looks like a mini-USB connector when small enough

    In conversation Friday, 12-Jul-2019 17:46:49 EDT from octodon.social permalink
  20. Darius Kazemi (darius@friend.camp)'s status on Monday, 01-Jul-2019 17:01:40 EDT Darius Kazemi Darius Kazemi

    I finished my stint as a Mozilla Fellow and now I'm relaunching my Patreon with a focus on, well, fixing social media.

    This means I'm going to continue my concerted work trying to make the fediverse a better place, in the form of best practice guides for running instances, external advocacy, and technical tutorials and training so that more people can contribute software to the fediverse at large.

    You can read a partial summary of my work so far at my new Patreon page!

    https://www.patreon.com/tinysubversions

    In conversation Monday, 01-Jul-2019 17:01:40 EDT from friend.camp permalink Repeated by wohali
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