WAIT.
IS THE FRENCH TERM FOR EGGNOG REALLY LAIT DE POULE?
IS IT REALLY "CHICKEN MILK?"
WAIT.
IS THE FRENCH TERM FOR EGGNOG REALLY LAIT DE POULE?
IS IT REALLY "CHICKEN MILK?"
No.
YOOOOUUUUURRRREEEEEEEEE GGGRRREEEEAAAAAATTTTTTTT
💪:xatu: :coffeepot: 🍳
*BEDSHEETS SLOWLY DRIFT TO THE CEILING. I SIT UP AT A NORMAL PACE.*
OKAY, WE GOT THIS.
:coffeepot: 💪 :xatu:
I JUST GOTTA REMEMBER, I GO ALL POPEYE ON SPINACH WHEN I GET ME EGGS AND COFFEE.
HEY HEY!
FOR A LOT OF YOU, THE DREADED XMAS IS A WEEK AWAY! DON'T FRET IT!
THERE'S GOING TO BE A LOT OF GROUP GATHERONGS. LONG BORING ONES. ONES WITH PEOPLE YOU MAYBE DON'T CARE TO SEE.
ALWAYS REMEMBER TO BRING A DISTRACTION. A PHONE, A SMALL BOOK, A HANDHELD SYSTEM. A WAY TO GET SOME INTROVERT TIME WHEN YOU CAN'T RETREAT TO A SAFER PLACE.
THE BATHROOM DOES EXIST IF IT GETS TOO HECTIC. AS DOES TAKING A BREATHER OUTSIDE.
TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF.
YOU'RE PRECIOUS.
DANG IT TWITTERBOT
@AmyDentata IT MIGHT BE PINVINCIBLE.
HELL YEAH WEIRD PEOPLE!
WINTER IS THE BEST SEASON.
THE COLD, THE SNOW, THE LONGER NIGHTS. THE CRISP AIR.
MINT. LONG SLEEVE CLOTHES. THE LOOK OF SNOW BEING ILLUMINATED BY STREET LIGHTS. THE BLINDING LANDSCAPE GLOWING FROM THE BLANKET OF FLUFF.
THE WARMTH OF A BLANKET.
IT'S THE EARTH TURNED INTO A BLANK SLATE, READY FOR THE NEXT YEAR. IT'S HOPE AND POTENTIAL FOR THE NEXT YEAR.
IT MAKES ROOM TO GROW.
WINTER IS IMPORTANT. I LOVE WINTER, BECAUSE IT IS AN END THAT MAKES ROOM FOR BEGINNINGS.
HEY YOU WONDERFUL PEOPLE!
YOU CAN DO IT!
I AM NOT GIVING THIS A FEW LOOPS.
VIOLENCE BY ANDY STOTT.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PL41EXic65g
HEAVY, TRUDGING, LABORED BREATH. CRUSHING STONE. THICK. IMPOSING.
"HEY, BROKEN FINGERS, THERE'S ICE CREAM."
I SLEEP
"HEY, THERE'S SOME EXTRA BRIE"
REAL SHIT
@thegibson @djsundog BE AN ESPER OF TECHNOLOGY
I ALMOST FORGOT! GOOD MORNING FRIENDOS! I HOPE YOU SLEPT WELL.
HOW'S YOUR PROJECT? DON'T GET DISCOURAGED. EVEN WORKING ON IT A LITTLE IS FINE.
LITTLE BY LITTLE A BIRD MAKES ITS NEST.
I HAVE UTTER CONFIDENCE IN YOUR ABILITY TO DO IT.
STAY EXCELLENT, KEEP TRYING, YOU ARE AMAZING.
LOVE
BROKEN FINGERS :blobpats:
HOLD ON, I GOTTA MAKE A CALL
*GETS OUT PHONE PHREAKER CAPTAIN CRUNCH WHISTLE*
I AM UNSTOPPABLE.
I AM GETTING TACO BELL.
I LIVE MAS AND I LIVE DANGEROUSLY.
I'M CONSIDERING BECOMING A CORPORATION SO I GET MORE PERSONAL RIGHTS.
PROGRESS IS PROGRESS. EVEN IF IT'S ONE STEP AT A TIME.
ALSO REMEMBER, SOMETIMES YOU NEED TO TAKE SOME STEPS BACK TO MAKE A RUNNING LEAP.
WEIRD WEIRD WEIRD.
EVERYONE IS WEIRD.
THAT IS GREAT.
EMBRACE YOUR WEIRDNESS.
HEY YOU. YES YOU.
THIS MIGHT ME JUST SPITBALLIN, BUT I THINK YOU ARE AN ESSENTIAL PART OF THIS WORLD. WE NEED YOU.
I'M NOT SPITBALLIN THOUGH. THIS IS FACT.
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