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Notices by Internet Turtle Ⓐ (infernalturtle@gnusocial.no), page 31

  1. Internet Turtle Ⓐ (infernalturtle@gnusocial.no)'s status on Saturday, 31-Mar-2018 12:26:17 EDT Internet Turtle Ⓐ Internet Turtle Ⓐ
    in reply to
    • lnxw48a1
    I could go for pizza
    In conversation Saturday, 31-Mar-2018 12:26:17 EDT from gnusocial.no permalink
  2. Internet Turtle Ⓐ (infernalturtle@gnusocial.no)'s status on Saturday, 31-Mar-2018 12:25:56 EDT Internet Turtle Ⓐ Internet Turtle Ⓐ
    • H. Faust
    Gooood mornin
    In conversation Saturday, 31-Mar-2018 12:25:56 EDT from gnusocial.no permalink
  3. Internet Turtle Ⓐ (infernalturtle@gnusocial.no)'s status on Saturday, 31-Mar-2018 09:19:01 EDT Internet Turtle Ⓐ Internet Turtle Ⓐ
    The Avengers Squad of The Old Testament https://www.memesforjesus.com/blogs/community/the-avengers-squad-of-the-old-testament
    In conversation Saturday, 31-Mar-2018 09:19:01 EDT from gnusocial.no permalink

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      The Avengers Squad of The Old Testament
      from Memes for Jesus - Christian Store and Community
      Everyone’s excited for the upcoming culmination of all of Marvel’s Cinematic Universe movies this April. Here’s something to keep you busy while waiting – which characters in the Old Testament are akin to the members of the Avengers?  Here’s our alternate world take on it:    Captain America – David Both started out as a scrawny kid that nobody takes seriously. This limitation did not hinder their zeal in fighting for their respective countries. Doing the right thing is a common theme even if that means going up against people twice his size. Did you see how Cap went up to Thanos’ face and blocked that punch?    Iron Man – Solomon What do these heroes have in common? They both have the same superpower – they’re rich. Of course, Solomon is more widely known for his intellect but Tony Stark a.k.a. Iron Man, is no short in the mind prowess department either. We don’t know if mixing riches with intellect results to depressing thoughts, which is apparent on both but, have you read the book of Ecclesiastes? Melancholic stuff right there. Also similar between the two figures is their penchant for women. Solomon wins this round though (I doubt Tony Stark could get seven hundred wives and three hundred concubines).    The Incredible Hulk – Samson The big guns in terms of brute strength. Did you know that Samson once killed a thousand men with just a donkey’s jawbone? Can you just imagine him doing this while saying, “Samson, smash!” After their exploits, both can be calmed by the women in their lives. Luckily for Hulk, Black Widow selling him out seems farfetched.    Thor – Moses Rejecting the lofty positions they were entitled to to pursue their calling, they still found themselves  chosen to lead their people in the wilderness. Although, the Asgardians’ predicament was not so good last time we saw them.    Black Widow – Esther A strategist, tactician and a spy, Romanov a.k.a. Black Widow can have navigate her way in the maze of politics. Though not a spy herself, Esther successfully navigated through the political waters of her time and managed to save her people (and herself) from certain doom.    Black Panther – Joseph Leaders of advanced civilizations on their respective timelines, their vast resources are a big help to their teams. Much more so with Joseph, as he was able to help the whole nation. Family issues plagued both of them before being in these positions, though. They also have these awesome dream/ dreamlike sequences.    Spiderman – Elisha The all too enthusiastic prodigy who went on to have a double portion of his master. The latest version of Peter Parker a.k.a. Spiderman seems poised to be taking a lot of cues from his new mentor and idol Tony Stark. From “staying close to the ground and building up his game helping the little people” to the awesome new suit we saw on the trailer. Sadly, we know where this mentorship is probably going. Elisha did lose his mentor in the end so that he could step up.   Dr. Strange – Elijah Powerhouses of the spiritual realm. Of all the prophets, Elijah seems to have the least effort and utmost confidence in calling in miracles from God. Even his earthly life ended not by dying physically, but by entering heavenly realm alive. He also leads a school of those with the same gifts as him. Kamar-Taj anyone?   Vision – Daniel Vision was brought into the physical world abruptly by Tony Stark and friends. Here, he learns what it is to be among beings foreign to him. In a way, Daniel was among those that were taken captive by Babylon and was forced to learn their foreign ways. One could say they can remain eerily calm in dire situations. Know anyone that can spend a night in a lion’s den and not freak out?    Scarlet Witch – Ruth Initially outsiders, they have demonstrated great loyalty in the end. Ruth, coming from Moab, a nation which Israel has a love-hate relationship and Wanda Maximoff a.k.a. Scarlet Witch initially siding with Ultron. Ruth displays this loyalty to her mother-in-law, Naomi, not wanting to leave her at any cost. Both also have tremendous impacts as Wanda becomes one of the most powerful characters in Marvel and Ruth becomes the great grandmother of David.
  4. Internet Turtle Ⓐ (infernalturtle@gnusocial.no)'s status on Saturday, 31-Mar-2018 09:04:39 EDT Internet Turtle Ⓐ Internet Turtle Ⓐ
    • dtluna 🏴
    But it doesn't ask for snacks
    In conversation Saturday, 31-Mar-2018 09:04:39 EDT from gnusocial.no permalink
  5. Vriska (vriska@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 30-Mar-2018 15:46:12 EDT Vriska Vriska
    cant have an opinion these days without people either agreeing with you or disagreeing with you
    In conversation Friday, 30-Mar-2018 15:46:12 EDT from shitposter.club permalink Repeated by infernalturtle
  6. Vriska (vriska@shitposter.club)'s status on Friday, 30-Mar-2018 20:49:44 EDT Vriska Vriska
    Terezi is cyberbullying me again
    In conversation Friday, 30-Mar-2018 20:49:44 EDT from shitposter.club permalink Repeated by infernalturtle
  7. Internet Turtle Ⓐ (infernalturtle@gnusocial.no)'s status on Friday, 30-Mar-2018 19:55:34 EDT Internet Turtle Ⓐ Internet Turtle Ⓐ
    • Christmas Personified as a Catgirl
    It going away? Everyone will have to make a new account?
    In conversation Friday, 30-Mar-2018 19:55:34 EDT from gnusocial.no permalink
  8. whyfi (why@shitposter.club)'s status on Thursday, 29-Mar-2018 20:15:18 EDT whyfi whyfi
    Some of you are ok
    Dont come to crucifixion tomorrow
    In conversation Thursday, 29-Mar-2018 20:15:18 EDT from shitposter.club permalink Repeated by infernalturtle
  9. Internet Turtle Ⓐ (infernalturtle@gnusocial.no)'s status on Thursday, 29-Mar-2018 21:19:42 EDT Internet Turtle Ⓐ Internet Turtle Ⓐ
    in reply to
    • Oneesan succubus
    Well, I think there's something positive to be said about instances focused on building a particular community. There's nothing stopping people from following other instances but it's easier to build contacts quickly within.
    In conversation Thursday, 29-Mar-2018 21:19:42 EDT from gnusocial.no permalink
  10. Internet Turtle Ⓐ (infernalturtle@gnusocial.no)'s status on Thursday, 29-Mar-2018 21:17:45 EDT Internet Turtle Ⓐ Internet Turtle Ⓐ
    https://gnusocial.no/attachment/833567
    In conversation Thursday, 29-Mar-2018 21:17:45 EDT from gnusocial.no permalink
  11. clacke (clacke@social.heldscal.la)'s status on Thursday, 29-Mar-2018 20:58:46 EDT clacke clacke
    • Matt Cropp 🌲🌲
    • Frankie Saxx
    • Liaizon Wakest
    @mattcropp @frankiesaxx @wakest Has anyone talked to #switter about #pleroma yet? https://social.heldscal.la/attachment/1418678
    In conversation Thursday, 29-Mar-2018 20:58:46 EDT from social.heldscal.la permalink Repeated by infernalturtle
  12. Comrade Angles (angle@witches.town)'s status on Thursday, 29-Mar-2018 18:26:56 EDT Comrade Angles Comrade Angles

    "I'd just like to interject that what you're referring to as Mastodon is in fact fediverse/mastodon..."

    In conversation Thursday, 29-Mar-2018 18:26:56 EDT from witches.town permalink Repeated by infernalturtle
  13. selfcare.tech (selfcare@botsin.space)'s status on Thursday, 29-Mar-2018 20:56:40 EDT selfcare.tech selfcare.tech

    Are the tools you're using working for you? What needs to change?

    In conversation Thursday, 29-Mar-2018 20:56:40 EDT from botsin.space permalink Repeated by infernalturtle
  14. Internet Turtle Ⓐ (infernalturtle@gnusocial.no)'s status on Thursday, 29-Mar-2018 21:08:07 EDT Internet Turtle Ⓐ Internet Turtle Ⓐ
    https://i.redd.it/0utah7x5oqo01.jpg
    In conversation Thursday, 29-Mar-2018 21:08:07 EDT from gnusocial.no permalink
  15. Internet Turtle Ⓐ (infernalturtle@gnusocial.no)'s status on Thursday, 29-Mar-2018 21:06:58 EDT Internet Turtle Ⓐ Internet Turtle Ⓐ
    Man had girlfriend rape 11-year-old autistic son because he thought the boy was gay http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2018/03/man_had_girlfriend_rape_11-yea.html
    In conversation Thursday, 29-Mar-2018 21:06:58 EDT from gnusocial.no permalink

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      Man had girlfriend rape 11-year-old autistic son because he thought the boy was gay
      from AL.com
      The dad thought he could 'straighten him out,'" a prosecutor said.
  16. Internet Turtle Ⓐ (infernalturtle@gnusocial.no)'s status on Thursday, 29-Mar-2018 19:41:17 EDT Internet Turtle Ⓐ Internet Turtle Ⓐ
    • Algernon Whistlewright
    @whistlewright neither, it merely is
    In conversation Thursday, 29-Mar-2018 19:41:17 EDT from gnusocial.no permalink
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