Notices by HΔL (Commissions open) (hal@slime.global)

i hot a hotdog with a long black hair in it and a free coffee lol

hey, I need to get a new phone for my 87 years old grandma. recommend me really REALLY easy dumbphones for her. no smartphones whatsoever. the current one I own keeps turning itself off sometimes which makes us lose contact with her which is unacceptable and really dangerous

lmao Ive noticed my card has been getting declined a lot and have literally 7 dollars in my bank account because i havent recieved my alimony yet, im doing those portraits for 20$ and character sheets (front&back view + some details, color sheet) for 40$, I work really fast since im not studying or working rn, up to one week of wait for finished art. boost this and ty #furry #art #mastoart

do you know any cool online cameras? city views, animal nests, all that stuff. I'm looking to expand my bookmarks because I love watching these

discord didn't let me send this because it thought it's explicit

https://youtu.be/PeS_lZySMf8 check out this gem

why can't someone make tweetdeck but for Mastodon, multi account managing is ass and there aren't any good tools for that

going to recharge my batteries see ya guys tomorrow (actually i only wanted to show u this duck picture and needed a reason for it)

does anybody have yooka layle key they dont need from the latest humble monthly? i can pay/draw u a thing for it

@jk flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flap

aren't bluescreens technically jumpscares? think about it

friendly reminder for 4/20 to cw your drug jokes because there are people uncomfortable with it thank you

blue LEDs exist only to tape them over

pop team epic is 100% my shitty humour and I love it

is new firefox better than chrome