Notices by Luscious Dick Tacoma (scearley@mastodon.social), page 13

well, up your salad's nutritional value too, bud

to reiterate:
Salad is for looking at, not eating. You think saladmakers get along with flavor? Nah. Enemies. Total and complete enemies.

cyndi lauper's "She Bop" is actually giving small friends at the animal shelter she volunteered at tender toushes on the schnozz when she would arrive for a shift but her copy of the music had a typo and they didn't have money to fix the song in post.

LATFH

@sporks Cynical Rabbit farming

Here's the Buchla Concerts album for you to buy if you wanna:
(I have no idea why I couldn't find this yesterday)
https://finderskeepersrecords.bandcamp.com/album/buchla-concerts-1975

Suzanne Ciani, whose "Buchla Concerts 1975" album I posted yesterday, wrote a sound intended to be a soundtrack to a mid-American mall aquarium, to be played on a constant loop.

Suzanne Ciani, "Fish Music"
https://finderskeepersrecords.bandcamp.com/album/fish-music

@djsundog @gdkar the chain goes around the horizontal piling on the dock side, the photo shows the boat side attachment. I suppose I could go around the structure of the rigging in the water if I were rated for diving and not scared shitless of what might happen to an amateur diver in this river

@gdkar I thought welding reduced the structural integrity? I mean, in these cases (given how much force was required to straighten the eyebolt), wouldn't that have broken at the weld?

plus I get what I can get at the hardware store, the next closest hardware store is gonna be at least 40 minutes drive away

The eyebolt

This morning I noticed both eyeholes that hold the chains that hold us to the dock were ripped open, bent and twisted by the forces of the river. (the ropes holding us were in place)

I spent an hour replacing the eyes and lengthening the chain and rechaining.

The naval engineer neighbor happened to be on the dock when I was inspecting the damage and said that this river shifts and moves as if everything on it is going through a 4.0 earthquake.

@wohali http://jakelikesonions.com/post/158707858999/the-future-more-of-the-present

https://www.legacy.com/obituaries/delawareonline/obituary.aspx?n=rick-stein&pid=190409566&te=1&nl=politics&emc=edit_cn_20181011

I still say this is the greatest webpage on the Internet:
https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/daftpunk/aroundtheworld.html

Today's cufflinks

Cover of the Now: The Melvins, " I Want To Hold Your Hand" https://youtu.be/uTi1m3spwZ0

Cover of the Now: Damon and the Heathens, "Life During Wartime" https://youtu.be/NmhQPqbZYQY

Cover of the Now: Bruce Dickinson, "Delilah" (live in studio) https://youtu.be/1l7a9hK1tIo