Notices by jszym (jszym@mastodon.club), page 16

My guess is that the ostensible difference between @amazon@twitter.com SmileCodes and QR codes is entirely marketing.

One would hope they’re crypto’ly signed, b/c they’re issued by one party and to be used with their app, but makes too much sense to pass w/ mgmt. https://techcrunch.com/2018/01/30/amazon-is-experimenting-with-its-own-qr-code-style-smilecodes/?ncid=rss

TIL Hurtle and Hurdle are two different words.

Also realised "hurtle the turtle over the hurdle" is great fun to say (and likely do).

Raising taxes so you can... cancel projects? Plante’s @projetmontreal@twitter.com is off to an inauspicious start. http://www.ledevoir.com/politique/montreal/518855/travaux-montreal-renonce-aux-structures-gonflables-sur-la-rue-sainte-catherine

Andrew Scheer’s @CPC_HQ@twitter.com taking the discussion about islamaphobia as an opportunity to point out that Jews and Christians have it too.

It’s like a 6yo seeing a kid w/ a scraped knee as an opportunity to cry about a the fact that (s)he too scraped a knee 4 years ago.

Typescript is the Javascript we need, not the Javascript we deserve.

More reason to hate Uber https://www.bloomberg.com/view/articles/2018-01-12/uber-looks-great-when-the-police-barge-in

Important thought: Bartholomeow is an excellent cat name.

Nothing screams "classifier confidence intervals" like a lighthouse in muddy waters with a crane in the distance.

I think I've managed to describe the seasons of the year, something that people wax poetically about, in the absolute most boring way.

Signing letters "sincerely" makes me feel like you assume people are meant to read things sarcastically unless explicitly told not to.

.@billmaher@twitter.com is an aging edge-lord who is long overdue for a reckoning. https://globalnews.ca/news/3948058/bill-maher-bob-saget-al-franken-photo/

"..5% of registered voters think President Trump is liberal..." apparently 5% of voters don't know what a liberal is
https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/voters-think-trump-has-moved-to-the-right/

Especially after watching the excellent USS Callister episode, Black Mirror’s Arkangel episode is shockingly awful. Incredible amount of quality variance in this series.

Started in January now we here

Please someone make pants with a map projection on the backside. Sales to me alone would make you a serious profit.

I may have an alternative definition of “wrapping paper”. Merry Christmas brubber dearest.

My glove kinda looks like a heart when I take it off #astonishing

The views in this Daily Wire article about how porn "implodes marriages" are as out-of-date as the Netscape Browser in the header pic.

When you own a "news" blog and use it to tell people how sick your come back was, you're a high schooler. (Ben Shapiro owns Daily Wire)

@shtack jello swhirled, indeed! Welcome shtack!