Notices by jszym (jszym@mastodon.club), page 15

@matt as a non-US North American, I can’t say that’s ever bothered me :) you don’t really have another demonym that I’m aware of :P

Folks on masto can email masto at jszym dotcom

@Modern_Industrial they exist!! I can’t peg it to one region though, Ive met people from BC, Ontario, and Nova Scotia :P Maybe it’s a Canadian thing and the rest have us just have assimilated? @moz any idea, seeing as you’re a linguistics person :P ?

Hiya IT security friends! @coveo@twitter.com is looking for a technical security analyst for their Québec offices.

Had the pleasure of interacting with some of the team and they do things right.

Private message me for details!

@shpuld ur lies hert meee

This is the church
Here is the steeple
Open the doors
And OMG IT’S ALL MECHS

North Americans! How do you pronounce bagel?

0️⃣ for “bag-ul”
1️⃣ for “bay-gull”

@HTHR have any suggestions for games like Gone Home that you’ve liked?

I found the connection!

https://www.sixdegreesofwikipedia.com/?source=Donald%20Trump&target=Russia

Jeez, it’s been a bit since I’ve visited mastodon on account of switching phones and putting off typing in my stupid long password from my password manager into this app.

Rootin’ Tootin’ Happy to be Back

Be it resolved that: Arizona is the Pabst of Iced Tea.

Bacci have run out of “burning desire” quotes and now have to resort to “friend-zone” quotes.

Google Translate could have done better than the moron that translated this...

Sarstadt is Red
Falcon is Blue
Which ever tubes you chose
Balance your ‘fuge
#AcademicValentines

"Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds." -- The late John Perry Barlow, may he rest in peace.

How to Joseph:

(1) Order extra garlic sauce for ur Shish Taouk order b/c ur a boss

(2) Forget about a 1-on-1 meeting u have minutes later b/c ur not

(3) Chomp down on fuzzy-pocket-Halls in desperation

(4) Be late for meeting b/c ur crying menthol tears in hallway.

"That's Prof. Vanadium von Xenon Esq. III to you, Herminia"