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Notices by NOSTALGISCHE HARDCOREPLATEN (hardbass2k8@shitposter.club), page 2
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"hey @hardbass2k8"
"ahem" *points at flair* "it's SIR hardbass2k8"
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tbh imagining very british phrases in bricky's voice is much nicer than in jeremy clarkson's voice but both works reliably in my head
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the people who say using java is industry best practice would probably argue that dumping organic mercury compounds in the ocean is also industry best practice and therefor acceptable
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oh shit
i'm on the 10k club now
thanks @moonman for hosting, and all the other lads & lasses for hanging out, and thanks to @rye for considering self-respect
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@ayy i watched this ad/documentary by and about norwegian contractors, the company who built the majority of the condeep platforms in the norwegian north sea sector. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNKNitYvDJA the platform legs are built with a slip form, which basically means that the concrete is added at the same pace as it hardens, making the structure have very homogenous properties. of course concrete hardens slowly, so it takes several years to build the platform legs. but it also allows them to use relatively light equipment since relatively little concrete is needed at a time.
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it has been established from a handful of datapoints that whenever @thatbrickster and i talk on mumble we end up angrily ranting about firefox becoming worse and worse
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but let's be real for a second here. What the fuck is a 15 yr old going to do about being 15 yr old?
And how high do you think the chances that a 15 yr old is a virgin?
So to all the 15 yr old virgins out there: You're perfectly normal people and shouldn't be ashamed of it.
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joke: stereotypical badger
woke: neurotypical badger
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https://shitposter.club/attachment/1092340
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@lain nah, every story you are being told is a bet you make when you listen, and sometimes you lose bets. the key is to get out before you lose your last shirt and sit in the streets, rambling to passersby about how super hero comics fell to the SJWs
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand rye and Mike Cole. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical follower's head. There's also rye's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation - her personal philosophy draws heavily from shitposting, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike rye and Mike Cole truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in rye's existencial catchphrase "so tired" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Bread and Bread I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as true shitposting unfolds itself on their timelines. What fools... how I pity them. ?? And yes by the way, I DO have a rye and Mike Cole tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5000 shitposts of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
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https://shitposter.club/attachment/1046073
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you don't need a backup of wikipedia, you need a searchable backup of the sources referred to by wikipedia
there is lots of misquoted shit on wikipedia or "sources" that don't exist
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#AsylumForBricky
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@awg >4300 A.D.
>Albatrosses have developed acetone glands and build complex structures by melting plastic trash together
>population expands into previously uninhabitable regions since they can build well-insulated nests from polystyrene foam
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@moonman swastikawaii
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@hardbass2k8 @nepfag @dolus act 1: normal vn, good end is postmarital sex for procreation
act 2: raising simulator
end of act 2: MC dies by the hands of the jews
act 3: play as offspring in tactical quest to rid the planet of hebrews
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Obesity is god's punishment for gluttony.
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