Notices by 茶 Ocean (ocean22@niu.moe)

No matter how hard I look elsewhere, this is probably the most perfect PC to walk into starbucks and sit next to a macbook air user with

There are proprietary virus scanning programs on GNU/Linux

Imagine installing Malware to search for Malware

The year is 1999

The ultimate tag team

Video game companies: We scam users with microtransactions for the smallest shit lol, we are the worst

Windows 10 dev team: "Hold my beer"

The only reason they don't let Goku be in Smash Bros is because they are scared that Kirby will kick his ass

Computers are a lot like houses! If you want privacy all you need to do is close Windows

(I'm sorry please forgive me for this awful post)

It's not very good, but please accept my wallpaper, senpai

Better resolution in comments

Do not use emacs

> 1 non-free packages, 0.1% of 1588 installed packages.

Found this at @waifu 's house

Good morning~!

Welcome to Niu
No lewd, 200$ fine

@lain When I signed up here I didn't know a single damn person

@lain I saw someone on reddit just a bit ago who said "the mastodon network will never take off because it doens't have any of the people I want to follow"
It's almost as if people forgot the point of using a social network was to make friends and fucking NETWORK SOCIALLY.

People want a fucking curated "top topics" feed, not to make friends anymore for some god damn reason

These new distros are getting crazy

Imagine showing up to starbucks with this fucker

Look guys it's GOG-tan
The only waifu that actually lets you do it with her!! (actually own ur games)

Yesterday there was a steam bug that, through an exploit, allowed you hear your friends mic without even being in voice chat with them.

Let this be a gentle reminder to everyone:

UNPLUG YOUR MICS AND WEBCAMS WHEN THEY AREN'T IN USE

thank u

A solid meme if you ask me

This graffiti is so well done, it doesn't even look like graffiti in the thumbnail fuck