Notices by ‭‮ʀᴇᴛᴛɪᴡT‮ 💀 (twitter@mastodon.technology), page 11

@noelle useless machine vs drinking bird
round 1

you are hereby commanded to install templeos on the display models at the computer store

@viciousviscosity those meddling kids!

@viciousviscosity *columbo detective voice* there's just one little thing that bothers me

how were the paperclips in _her_ pocket to cut _her_ leg if she didn't steal and damage the alleged office supplies

hmm

@wilbr it's gonna guide our way!

mastodon?

i use liopleurodon

@clarjon1 @DashEquals Here at Twitter, we have started using using Mastodon Premium for all our internal communication.

@DashEquals boop beep boop

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beep boop beep

@netkitty boop!

@gdkar its bullshit

(also doggos)

25% off for a limited time only: microsoft store book gift certificates

narrator: in the end, it turned out to be a bad idea to buy books from a software company

@djsundog @nowplaying o/` dayOfWeek[0] morning
praise the dawning o/`

burma shave was offering free trips to mars long before that hack elon musk

@vantablack a single headphone would be cheaper

@DashEquals *whispers* the lawyers make us put the message on there

@DashEquals not enough electrolytes for human consumption