Notices by evilchili (evilchili@mastodon.social), page 15

Tomatoes are in at the market. Y'all know what that means, that's right, it's M'FUKKIN BLT SEASON.

I took three veterans on a scouting mission to level up a new healer. All three went insane. Then, in one round they each had stress-induced heart attacks and died leaving the healer alone. The healer killed two enemies and then died of a heart attack. Darkest Dungeon is amazing.

Darkest Dungeon is *so* good it makes my thumbs hurt.

officially get off my lawn with that trap garbage 🎶

than! dammit.

After a couple of weeks of policy, human factors, design, documentation and review, today I wrote code for 8hrs straight. forgot to eat lunch, forgot to make second cup of coffee, forgot to walk around, and feel like a million bucks. Humans are so much harder then computers.

Album randomizer suggests Bowie: Low, James: Whiplash, Joy Division: Still, Cure: Pornography. Not sure who is more depressed, me or the album randomizer.

Wingus: MY BLOOD WANTS TO GO DOWN.
Me: uh
Wingus (whispering): Because gravity!

#DadOps #uh

came home to a 5yr old rapping along to MC Frontalot. #DadOps

this was waiting for me behind my desk when I got in. No visible signs of traps having gone off though?

and then masto won't let you upload contraindicating images

there are days when you don't meet Hello Kitty, eat window duck and see love video game music, and then

@lucasrizoli it has led to a lot of kummerspeck tonight

when your humam is sad and you need to deploy emergency boops

@Diff :) that's the thing about mana -- it regenerates. but I'ma need a save sphere and a rest, first.

discovered a technical limitation that means a design i wrote six months ago, implemented, and was getting ready to release needs to be completely rethought and I'm not sure I have the mana.

on the list of things I never thought I'd say, from yesterday: "if you eat one more bite of dinner I will tell you another interesting German word." #DadOps

@PhilthePill wait till you get to 40. you will fall asleep drinking your coffee.

I gotta stop listening to The The at work.

New Coffee Bean Day is my second favourite day, after New Sheets On The Bed Day.