Notices by evilchili (evilchili@mastodon.social), page 25

Pikmin.

reaching optimum level of headphone distribution

purple & orange spotlights crossing the night sky. giant foam spiders roaming the yards, bringing battle to the plastic dinosaur skeletons.

there's a Halloween decorations arms race going on in our neighborhood. zombies stacked like cord wood. houses mummified in police tape.

my players have had exactly 1 session, are level 2, and I'm working one 3 separate homebrew magic systems, JIC. I might have a problem.

this used to work better when I was a kid. i dont think the "wax" in wax paper is still actually wax. #DadOps

good morning coffee i love you let's never fight again

@djsundog truly this is the grooviest universe.

Dingus: *brandishes Lego sea monster* hello my name is Mr. Long!
Me: greetings, O Long!
Dingus: my name is MISTER Long.
#DadOps

that the switch has a three hour battery life is the single best thing for my sleep cycle.

Also, Mario game is best game.

the still hungry mixes are 🔥🔥🔥

▶︎ Diamond Hammer - Featurecast Remix | Abdominal - https://abdominal.bandcamp.com/track/diamond-hammer-featurecast-remix

I *might* be obsessing over a theme song for my D&D group.

"imagine a crushed velvet dress soaked in beef juice that you have to wring out; this is George RR Martin's prose." Jesus, @TychoBrahe, man.

discovered Xenia Rubinos through this utterly bonkers Talking Heads cover and now I need all of the Xenia things.

https://youtu.be/KfdO-pFnCXE

"I can't wear your glasses! glasses are only for people who need them!"
"We can't ride the bus, we need an adult!"
etc.

tried to convince Wingus & Dingus to dress as me in an overcoat and go to work. Dingus was into it but Wingus was all technical objections.