Notices by Craig Maloney ☕ (craigmaloney@octodon.social), page 13

Can't tell if debate or Nicolas Cage acting school graduation.

@denikombucha he's reading lips?

Or he's trying to mind meld.

Not sure.

"How would you stand up to China"?

*wibble*

Can't tell if answering the question or writing next John Cougar Mellencamp song.

Approaching, rather.

I swear for the amount of Spanish being spoken on this stage you'd think at least one of these dudes would register on the scoville scale.

We're not even appreciate the spiciness of wet lettuce.

I can see why they don't have Democrat cage matches for presidential candidates,

They'd all meet in the middle and the dance around the issues without making any contact at all.

Take a drink whenever you realize that 20 democrats came out and the Democratic party STILL can't define a candidate that is worth shit.

@sungo Not enough cannons to shoot this idea into space.

Yesterday was "My name is blah blah, I have a family and I will fight for you. Call 1-800-MYDEMOCRAT for a free consultation".

Today is "let's tap dance around because we don't want to frustrate the center".

@sungo Wow. I hope they still keep API access to contacts and calendar or I'll be in the market for better solutions for these. (Thank you person who said Nextcloud / Owncloud, but I'm not there yet).

Spam: "Part 2 of what sorts of fireworks are exploding in your bedroom"

If there are any fireworks in my bedroom they'll be set off by licensed pyrotechnics engineers, thank-you-very-much. I'm getting some god-damned professionals who know what they're doing.

Also JFC there are a lot of these men that need a 1-800 number under them to advertise for their accident-chasing law firm.

Democratic Debates, vol. 1:

I'm seeing a lot of good vice presidents, but I'm not seeing any presidential material.

Though I will be interested to see what Cory Booker does in 5-10 years. He's a force that the Dems desperately need.

@lyliawisteria no

Guess where we are? (Eye contact)

@cwebber Reading your post makes me feel like I caught my jacket on the back of a speeding train and I'm having all I can do to keep up (in a good way).

We really went from mega to giga in a hurry, didn't we?