Notices by Ryusei (류セイ/龍生) (ryusei@glitch.social)

Hither and far away, there was a peasant girl who didn't know how to spin straw into gold at all, but for some reason the king thought she could

Nonplussed, she turned to her friend Rumpelstiltskin for help

"Well okay, but in return you help me overthrow the monarchy"

Rumpelstiltskin spun all the kingdom's straw into gold

The girl flooded the market with it, utterly devaluing their nation's currency

The peasantry, already angry about having no hay left to feed their horses, revolted

@brokenfingers Little bit at a time, friendo. It's all right if you need to build additional pylons. :P

@SuzanEraslan It is staggering and terrible how much product advertising is based on creating insecurity in a person/group of people then exploiting it for monetary gain

If a human being did that to another human being it would be called out for being emotional abuse

tired: takes
wired: gives

So, the Ainu

They're the native people of Japan, believed to be descended from the Jomon

I love Streetlight Manifesto. It's like ska and Irish drinking songs had an amazing child

"Our love can never be."
"You are a pencil, and I am one of those electric sharpeners. I- I would only destroy you in the end."
"But don't you see? Until then you would keep me sharp!"
"Right now I'm not even out of the box. Without you, I- I can't do anything! I love you! Let's be together!"
"Even if you turn into a useless nub?"
"Even then, I won't regret it. I promise!"
"Oh, Number 2!"
"Oh, Bostitch!"

PEACHES PEACHES IN A CAN
THEY WERE PUT THERE
BY A MAN
IN A FACTORY DOWNTOOOO-OOOOO-OOOOWN

Today on Books Acquired Cheaply, let's see if this is any good

Still the best use of one of these picture frames