Notices by Ben Zanin (gnomon@mastodon.social), page 44

yesterday i added this little self care box to my .bashrc and forgot about it; was very happy when it popped up on first log in today. https://cybre.space/media/2tC0VWf-uRmZYGsJQU0

https://icosahedron.website/media/-sG1yYsy2mSkMaT7n0k "the void is loud and wants chicken" is extremely relatable this morning

Vendors are running into the first UNIX epoch problems...

Checkpoint:
Connectivity between SmartDashboard / SmartDomain Manager and Security Management / Multi-Domain Management Server R77.30 and below fails on fresh installation after January 24th 2018

The Internal Certification Authority (ICA) certificate is valid for 20 years. Starting on January 2018, the internal CA certificate expiration date will exceed the maximum Unix epoch time (January 19, 2038)

https://supportcenter.checkpoint.com/supportcenter/portal?eventSubmit_doGoviewsolutiondetails=&solutionid=sk122612

cat: ?
me: IT'S A KITTY!
cat: ??
me: AREN'T YOU A GOOD LITTLE KITTY? YES YOU ARE, YOU'RE ALL SOFT AND FLOOFY
cat: ...
me: I WANT TO GIVE YOU ALL THE PETS AND SCRITCHES
cat: *walks off*

dog: !!!!!!!!!!!!
me: oh shit whats up
dog: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: that rules my bud
dog: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
me: do you want to get pet
dog: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello! I'm Jessica, a concept artist who love colours and composition. I hope my pieces make you want to explore! #VisibleWomen

So I just learned that, evidently, there is a *market* for writers wanting to learn physics & astronomy??

That is like… a perfect gig for me?? I might not know *all the maths* but Stars below do I know me some good…

🌠 Orbital mechanics
🌠 Exoplanet anatomy
🌠 Stellar evolution basics
🌠 Basic biology & astrochemistry
🌠 Rocketry 101
🌠 Relatively wyrdness
🌠 Climatology
🌠 Probably lots more stuff! Just ask me! :eo_cat:

Basically, if you want to physics for writing, talk to me ✨🚀✨

Hey, kids/young adults who love standing in front of their amps & PA systems during performances:

PLEASE pay attention to the killjoys who tell you to get decent hardwearing earplugs / disposable classic foam plugs while playing.

Because living with tinnitus will start to ruin your life in a big way, and if tinnitus gets beyond tinnitus...well...yeah it's awful.

At the end of the day, you don't wanna be like me with 30% hearing in their left ear in my mid-20s just cuz teen me was ignorant af.

https://anticapitalist.party/media/0IDz8pAunq7R3fAvthA

FUN FACT: Uber lost about $5B last year. If fares were set high enough to just break even they would cost more than a traditional taxi. Every rideshare you take is subsidized by the finance industry in a ploy to profit off the destruction of unionized companies and public transit

Customer: can I have a kazoo?
Me: we don't sell them, unfortunately. You could try over at-
Customer: I just heard you playing one!
Me: that
Me: uh
Me: Christ
Me: that was me making silly mouth sounds, I don't uh
Customer, looking very unconvinced: that was you.
Me: yeah I uh
Me: I mean
Me: Careless Whisper came on and I couldn't help myself
Me, absolutely fucking scarlet: *demonstrates the noise again so she can see I'm really really not hiding a kazoo*

Presenting the final version of the #TOcouncil D&D Alignment Chart: https://nevillepark.ca/2018/02/11/the-city-council-dd-alignment-chart/ https://social.coop/media/3sbW7A9dLxAThXi9V_E

The Personal Touch
by Aurore Folny
#cyberpunk
https://www.artstation.com/artwork/bqVGk https://cybre.space/media/TNsNVtYGXdZjLN-tL70

Somebody in the pub asked me where I got my "The more I study linguistics the fewer pedantic I become" t-shirt. :) Said her daughter is doing a linguistics Ph.D. Hope she likes the shirt.

*floof*