Notices by iliana (iliana@witches.town)

any name you use that isn't your legal name is your illegal name

do crimes

hey does anyone have opinions on an API for a DNS service?

(pls boost?)
(pls don’t explain DNS to me?)

a band called "the new cryptographers"

https://witches.town/media/dtb7XLmb2fhTdty2pc4

- ioctl: "eye octal"
- tty: "titty"
- suffix -ctl: "cuttle" (e.g. system cuttle)
- ssh: "ssh" (not an abbreviation)
- dnf: "dunf"
- dpkg: "deep kilogram"
- pacman: "waka waka"
- chrony: "cronie"
- cronie: "chrony"
- daemon: "dæmon"
- shutdown: "shit, is this the right host"

btw friends don’t let friends say “preferred pronouns”

it’s just “pronouns”
preference implies the user has any choice

hacked (in the biblical sense)

the bag has been freed

we are now going up more escalators

via our friend, @willrad

PERIODIC REMINDER THAT THE RED HAT LOGO IS ACTUALLY A T-REX PUNCHING A TRICERATOPS

https://mobile.twitter.com/willrad/status/607737190735618049 https://witches.town/media/dMSLMS4B-4J9LVzZsiA

this is the kind of algorithmic self-unawareness I crave https://witches.town/media/Y75xHSb6y2Fi5jLjX4Y

Mozilla/5.0 (Windows NT 5.1; rv:7.0.1) :hecko:/20100101 Firefox/7.0.1

- iliiaannnnaaaaaa go put on clothes so you can go get coffee
- no I'm gonna blast this 8-minute chip track into my ear holes

"we'll burn that bridge when we get to it" is still my absolute favorite corrupted idiom

which apparently has a name but I like "corrupted idiom" better

ultimately this comes down to wanting to help with an ISP, but not wanting to do all the work (I've already overextended myself at this point)

and my WISP knowledge is old enough at this point to be practically irrelevant

so @ek and I agreed:

if you're trying to start a cooperative/non-profit residential ISP in seattle, wobscale (AS64241) will offer you free transit if you can get a cross-connect to our rack in the westin building exchange.

inquiries: iliana@wobscale.website

hey

I wanna hear about your favorite small-shop VPS providers around the world

SYN: :blobowo:
SYN-ACK: :blobpats:
ACK: :blobmelt:

long story short

I have a gutted poweredge R610 chassis that I want to use for the pi rack

we're going to hacksaw off the front drive slots because they got bent up in shipping, and I am hoping to reverse engineer the data protocols on the power supplies and the fans so we can reuse them

so uh

anybody wanna reverse engineer some server power supplies

@garbados @chr if this gets more puns added to it I am straight up going to submit this for inclusion in fedora