Notices by USB-loving k9 (usbhump@masto.dog), page 11

Software development is sick at heart. I (as a developer) once lead multiple projects that met their deadlines.

This was not rewarded. It was harshly punished. You see, because we weren’t late, obviously I had overestimated dates and needed to halve my estimates.

The idea of developers not working what would essentially be 40 extra hours of unpaid overtime per week, was seen as wasteful and undesirable. The idea of a hard-working on-time team being rewarded was unthinkable. 1/?

bring back capacitive buckling spring

Misguided Meditation! Some toilet humor for your day.
#webcomics #comics #comedy

Gamers remind me of those morons who ruin their Subarus with mods they think make it cool but really lower their performance massively.

Like any of them are gonna bother putting it on a dyno and see just what it's done.

They're also often like the assholes who do the muffler deletes, but in reverse.

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Unicode Consortium: let's add symbols from the Phaistos Disc which we're not even sure is an alphabet

also Unicode Consortium: Klingon and a frowning pile of poo are absurd

のぞき見キツネ https://t.co/9youbbgVJg
体めっちゃナナメっとる(´ω｀) https://t.co/yAtqkXc7f3

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* Origin: Twitter (https://twitter.com/fox_info_net/status/961404395802865664)

https://social.homunyan.com/media/PqdKKwsqp4PLsgo8K7Q

Something that's always kind of bugged me about gamedev stuff on bird website is like...

Any dev above a certain notoriety doesn't really talk about their development anymore. It's more of the hot takes variety, or little bite size clips to show off to try to grab attention.

Nobody talks about the nuts and bolts of development because it's over the heads of most people; or worse attracts the sort of player who's looking to pick a fight because they don't understand how design works.

FBI stands for the Friendly Bureau of Investigation! the government is your friend :-)

i wish squids were real

@Celestia Don’t forget to #FF Mr. @omar_pony!

The Great and Powerful and Horny Trixie has more than just some pocket rocket, let me tell you!

#FF @Cloppermania

Always graced our Twitter and Tumblr timelines with goodness back when we still used those sites.

Here's my #dicpic #dickpic. It's from 2012 or 2013, but my #dong is as #long as ever!
https://twitter.com/USBhumpDog/status/685280903090683904

Posting unlisted instead of followers-only because I suspect more non-followers would be interested in seeing my #penor than my actual followers.

Using #hashtags anyway, even though they don't work for #unlisted toots.

(the 2016 #toilet & post-#piss variant: https://twitter.com/USBhumpDog/status/687896283386753024)

I'll upload the actual files here if you really want.

#diqpiq #dickpick

As some pony who is not really a morning pony do blueberry waffles and orange soda count as breakfast orange soda is basically just orange juice in acan write

🎼 Which one of the interns thought this was an appropriate ad to convince humans to visit Equestria? https://equestria.social/media/m4UkwRmEmcm4egtRU0c

…but what about when the #DarkCaracal comes to your #town?
IMMA BE DOWN WITH THE #CLOWN!!!!

#infosec #ICP #juggalos #faygo #darkcarnival #Lebanon #spyware #whoopwhoop #posse #cat #attack #catattack #meow