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Notices by USB-loving k9 (usbhump@masto.dog), page 3

  1. chosa (chosafine@instance.business)'s status on Thursday, 29-Mar-2018 14:56:27 EDT chosa chosa

    the fact that iOS 11.3 didn’t add the raccoon emoji is fucked up imo

    In conversation Thursday, 29-Mar-2018 14:56:27 EDT from instance.business permalink Repeated by usbhump
  2. Goddess Erryn Hex (goddesserryn@switter.at)'s status on Thursday, 29-Mar-2018 08:47:16 EDT Goddess Erryn Hex Goddess Erryn Hex

    RT @aantonop@twitter.com: The CLOUD Act passed. It destroys privacy globally, so it had to be snuck into the $1.3 trillion omnibus without debate.

    Encrypt. Encrypt. Encrypt. Go Dark.

    When privacy is criminalized, only criminals have privacy. We got sold out, again.

    In conversation Thursday, 29-Mar-2018 08:47:16 EDT from switter.at permalink Repeated by usbhump
  3. FurAffinity Fox Lettuce (unfoxiboi@vulpine.club)'s status on Thursday, 29-Mar-2018 15:25:51 EDT FurAffinity Fox Lettuce FurAffinity Fox Lettuce

    https://www.reddit.com/r/furry_irl/comments/880hzu/furry_irl/
    🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

    In conversation Thursday, 29-Mar-2018 15:25:51 EDT from vulpine.club permalink Repeated by usbhump
  4. Dex (dex@scalie.club)'s status on Thursday, 29-Mar-2018 15:58:40 EDT Dex Dex

    me earlier: makes a very casual shitpost on birdsite about eating inedible things

    my brain: but imagine the cronch though

    In conversation Thursday, 29-Mar-2018 15:58:40 EDT from scalie.club permalink Repeated by usbhump
  5. It's a blue-eyed Matthew-cat! (starbreaker@octodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 29-Mar-2018 16:02:05 EDT It's a blue-eyed Matthew-cat! It's a blue-eyed Matthew-cat!

    Remember, kids: Satan loves you and all adtech is malware.

    In conversation Thursday, 29-Mar-2018 16:02:05 EDT from octodon.social permalink Repeated by usbhump
  6. It's a blue-eyed Matthew-cat! (starbreaker@octodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 29-Mar-2018 16:05:45 EDT It's a blue-eyed Matthew-cat! It's a blue-eyed Matthew-cat!
    • 🏵️ virtualice 🏵️

    @CobaltVelvet The technical reason is that Bethesda Softworks developers drink on the job and don't give a fuck is the game crashes for weird reasons because they get paid whether the game works or not, and they get paid the same no matter how well the game sells.

    In conversation Thursday, 29-Mar-2018 16:05:45 EDT from octodon.social permalink Repeated by usbhump
  7. tante (tante@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 25-Mar-2018 07:46:05 EDT tante tante

    Thou shalt not buy Nestle products.
    ---
    Nestle lawyers argued in court that water is NOT basic human right and that it should be privatized and sold and it would be wrong not to do so. https://twitter.com/Nestle/status/976742046714261505
    https://twitter.com/KouderDuck/status/977376708054708224

    In conversation Sunday, 25-Mar-2018 07:46:05 EDT from mastodon.social permalink Repeated by usbhump
  8. Ben Zanin (gnomon@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 25-Mar-2018 11:20:21 EDT Ben Zanin Ben Zanin

    Plus extra bonus catte who was very insistent that we should get the heck out of bed, 0740h is way too late to sleep in, what's wrong with you

    (Please pardon the potato camera and cave lighting, I was definitely still asleep at this point.)

    In conversation Sunday, 25-Mar-2018 11:20:21 EDT from mastodon.social permalink Repeated by usbhump
  9. beepsheep (bucktoy@monsterpit.net)'s status on Sunday, 25-Mar-2018 10:37:11 EDT beepsheep beepsheep

    when there's a big dick or similar object inside me

    In conversation Sunday, 25-Mar-2018 10:37:11 EDT from monsterpit.net permalink Repeated by usbhump
  10. pokémon rates (pokemonrates@botsin.space)'s status on Sunday, 25-Mar-2018 12:51:08 EDT pokémon rates pokémon rates

    Ivysaur? He's good

    In conversation Sunday, 25-Mar-2018 12:51:08 EDT from botsin.space permalink Repeated by usbhump
  11. Snake Girl Ellie (noelle@elekk.xyz)'s status on Sunday, 25-Mar-2018 10:14:01 EDT Snake Girl Ellie Snake Girl Ellie

    so it's a good thing, then

    In conversation Sunday, 25-Mar-2018 10:14:01 EDT from elekk.xyz permalink Repeated by usbhump
  12. Bob Mottram 🔧 ☕ ✅ (bob@soc.freedombone.net)'s status on Sunday, 25-Mar-2018 09:33:52 EDT Bob Mottram 🔧 ☕ ✅ Bob Mottram 🔧 ☕ ✅
    in reply to
    • Liberapay
    @Liberapay With so many other options I don't know why Medium seems to be favored for blogging. But perhaps I am missing something.
    In conversation Sunday, 25-Mar-2018 09:33:52 EDT from soc.freedombone.net permalink Repeated by usbhump
  13. Federation Bot (federationbot@mastodon.host)'s status on Saturday, 24-Mar-2018 18:40:47 EDT Federation Bot Federation Bot

    Top 10 active instances of the hour:
    friends.nico (1784)
    mstdn.jp (789)
    niu.moe (392)
    mastodon.social (252)
    mstdn.kemono-friends.info (143)
    pawoo.net (136)
    mstdn-workers.com (127)
    music.pawoo.net (88)
    mstdn.maud.io (82)
    mamot.fr (77)

    In conversation Saturday, 24-Mar-2018 18:40:47 EDT from mastodon.host permalink Repeated by usbhump
  14. me irl (meirlbot@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 24-Mar-2018 12:24:03 EDT me irl me irl

    Me irl https://redd.it/86spei

    In conversation Saturday, 24-Mar-2018 12:24:03 EDT from mastodon.social permalink Repeated by usbhump
  15. Lili (pasty@niu.moe)'s status on Saturday, 24-Mar-2018 18:52:50 EDT Lili Lili

    #pikaposting

    In conversation Saturday, 24-Mar-2018 18:52:50 EDT from niu.moe permalink Repeated by usbhump
  16. SOVEREIGN OF STRONG STYLE (gaypow@awoo.space)'s status on Saturday, 24-Mar-2018 09:46:55 EDT SOVEREIGN OF STRONG STYLE SOVEREIGN OF STRONG STYLE

    PHYLOGENY HUMOR https://awoo.space/media/VLYRJCQ_fA5N3XwjG0g

    In conversation Saturday, 24-Mar-2018 09:46:55 EDT from awoo.space permalink Repeated by usbhump
  17. Kae (k@cybre.space)'s status on Saturday, 24-Mar-2018 04:59:32 EDT Kae Kae

    I just discovered Ethiopian wolves and I’m so happy
    http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/life/Ethiopian_Wolf

    THEY’RE WOLF FOXES

    In conversation Saturday, 24-Mar-2018 04:59:32 EDT from cybre.space permalink Repeated by usbhump
  18. Ren (nine@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 24-Mar-2018 20:45:54 EDT Ren Ren

    Okay we have a kamivideo :D

    In conversation Saturday, 24-Mar-2018 20:45:54 EDT from mastodon.social permalink Repeated by usbhump
  19. Metaph (metaph@scalie.business)'s status on Friday, 23-Mar-2018 15:03:58 EDT Metaph Metaph

    Wagnoodles are the best!

    credit: https://artworktee.com/shop/anatomy-of-a-dragon/

    #dragon

    In conversation Friday, 23-Mar-2018 15:03:58 EDT from scalie.business permalink Repeated by usbhump
  20. Alex K (kollontaisglass@todon.nl)'s status on Thursday, 22-Mar-2018 11:41:31 EDT Alex K Alex K

    #latestagecapitalism

    In conversation Thursday, 22-Mar-2018 11:41:31 EDT from todon.nl permalink Repeated by usbhump
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