Notices by boris johnson fight me bitch (tomharris@mastodon.social)

it’s disappointing to me that the places I’ve ended up living are the softer english landscapes: the chalk downs, the placid south coast, and now the fens. it feels like a personal failing. give me a moor! give me a mountain!

now at the stage where my only exposure to new media forms is feeds of cursed instances, realised I’ve never even seen a TikTok that wasn’t cursed

this bartender has an anchor tattoo on BOTH forearms. That’s a faux pas right? ships don’t have two anchors

@aeonofdiscord best case scenario is some rich technologist invents a miracle carbon capture method and the existing order continues, except now the people on the top control the climate too

@aeonofdiscord as far as I can tell the 2021 deadline is a “we need to have made some key decisions and commitments by this date if we are to bring things under control by the 2030 deadline” deadline. It’s not going to happen. But I didn’t think it was going to happen by 2030 either.

I'm a single-issue voter .... trains, they're good folks

so dehydrated all the volume has left my body, I almost look buff

today was a good day to discover linen

the gmail emoji look awful

chuckling to myself about the time a friend was telling me she didn’t like Shia LaBeouf and I said “what’s your beef with LaBeouf?” hahaha oh man get me in a writers room amirite

every day I think about how nearly half a milion people on twitter want to know what mike cernvich thinks

@arxivfever it seems to have been largely invented in the 2015 film which for some reason played down “persecuted for homosexuality” and played up “persecuted for being socially different”. It’s weird

apropos the £50 note, I'm seeing a lot of people on twitter claim Turing was autistic, is there any evidence of this? Or is it being used as a shitty synonym for "good at maths"?

on this four hour train journey I have ready twenty pages of the 500 page book I brought with me and the wikipedia plot summaries of all 54 animorphs books because I saw k a applegate mentioned on twitter

paid for a beer with a £20 and got three givers of variable quality in the change: 1 standard Bank of England Churchill note (bad), 1 Bank of Scotland note with Walter Scott & Brig’o’Doon (okay), and this awesome fish/Nan Shepherd note

This is probably the best uk banknote I’ve ever seen. Nan Shepherd on one side, cool fish on the reverse, 10/10