Notices by boris johnson fight me bitch (tomharris@mastodon.social), page 2

Midsommar 😬

@batterpunts yes :(((
I’ve noticed a sharp decrease in sprightliness in the last year or so

gosh I can’t remember the last time some part of my body didn’t ache, ageing is hell

fwiw I actually like Scots porridge (oat enthusiast), but I must be in the minority of visitors who do

fuckin love scotland, nowhere else gives you gruel for breakfast and tells you it’s a local delicacy

@starwall wrong, they were actually called Tits and Bum

I would guess that category theorists are 50% more likely to be vegan than other mathematicians

on my way to Edinburgh for some category theory 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

kill all normans

strong Brexit Party vibes

(admittedly a rather short local)

I like the Netherlands because it’s one of the few countries where people mistake me on sight for a local

bethey/themmoth

insights from cambridge pub nights: italian fascism...that shit’s not good

has anybody got a link to josef's BRAIN of the computer toot? I need it for a thing

bath (spirit) bomb

If I were Lush and I wanted to expand the customer base beyond hippies and spa mums, I'd make soap thor hammers, pokeballs, dragonballs, etc. really tap the lootcrate market