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Notices by boris johnson fight me bitch (tomharris@mastodon.social), page 12

  1. boris johnson fight me bitch (tomharris@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Jun-2018 16:33:47 EDT boris johnson fight me bitch boris johnson fight me bitch
    • Elly, nasty enby :heart_pan:

    @Elizafox unfortunately pi with subscripts is already the standard for a pretty well-used mathematical concept: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homotopy_group

    In conversation Wednesday, 06-Jun-2018 16:33:47 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  2. boris johnson fight me bitch (tomharris@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Jun-2018 11:15:53 EDT boris johnson fight me bitch boris johnson fight me bitch

    instance idea: everything the same as dot social, except the bloop is replaced by the Tony Hawk's 2 goals sound effect

    In conversation Wednesday, 06-Jun-2018 11:15:53 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  3. boris johnson fight me bitch (tomharris@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Jun-2018 10:21:10 EDT boris johnson fight me bitch boris johnson fight me bitch

    every time I try to use the internet now I navigate to a site and then an hour later I've got a hundred tabs open because their privacy policy makes me go to all their partners' sites to opt-out

    In conversation Wednesday, 06-Jun-2018 10:21:10 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  4. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 04-Jun-2018 09:22:38 EDT josef josef

    me: *buys product*

    *opens instruction manual*

    oh no

    In conversation Monday, 04-Jun-2018 09:22:38 EDT from mastodon.social permalink Repeated by tomharris
  5. Feth โš›๐Ÿ”ฐ (ffeth@mastodon.gougere.fr)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Jun-2018 04:25:41 EDT Feth ⚛🔰 Feth โš›๐Ÿ”ฐ

    https://revealingerrors.com/autoresponder_road_sign

    The Case of the Welsh Autoresponder

    The English half of the sign is printed correctly and says, โ€œNo entry for heavy goods vehicles. Residential site only.โ€ Clearly enough, the point of the sign is to prohibit truck drivers from entering a residential neighborhood.

    Since the sign was posted in Swansea, Wales, the bottom half of the sign is written in Welsh. The translation of the Welsh is, โ€œI am not in the office at the moment. Send any work to be translated.โ€

    In conversation Wednesday, 06-Jun-2018 04:25:41 EDT from mastodon.gougere.fr permalink Repeated by tomharris
  6. boris johnson fight me bitch (tomharris@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Jun-2018 06:05:21 EDT boris johnson fight me bitch boris johnson fight me bitch

    storing a lot of cookies rn so I donโ€™t have to untick all the boxes saying donโ€™t store my cookies on all the websites

    In conversation Wednesday, 06-Jun-2018 06:05:21 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  7. โŽ•OFF (accedie@anticapitalist.party)'s status on Monday, 13-Nov-2017 10:24:31 EST ⎕OFF โŽ•OFF

    Boost if you think trains are the best method of transit.

    ๐Ÿšƒ๐Ÿš‹๐Ÿšž๐Ÿš๐Ÿš„๐Ÿš…๐Ÿšˆ๐Ÿš‚๐Ÿš†๐Ÿš‡๐ŸšŠ๐Ÿš‰

    In conversation Monday, 13-Nov-2017 10:24:31 EST from anticapitalist.party permalink Repeated by tomharris
  8. boris johnson fight me bitch (tomharris@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Jun-2018 04:37:55 EDT boris johnson fight me bitch boris johnson fight me bitch
    • adam

    @englebright are you โ€œa better strategistโ€ because youโ€™re smart, but lose because you donโ€™t have the reaction times of the youth? Do you ask to speak the parents of children you deem too young to be playing such violent games

    In conversation Wednesday, 06-Jun-2018 04:37:55 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  9. boris johnson fight me bitch (tomharris@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Jun-2018 04:36:20 EDT boris johnson fight me bitch boris johnson fight me bitch
    • adam

    @englebright lmao

    In conversation Wednesday, 06-Jun-2018 04:36:20 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  10. halcyโ€‹:icosahedron: (halcy@icosahedron.website)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Jun-2018 19:19:11 EDT halcy​:icosahedron: halcyโ€‹:icosahedron:

    Hey! Mastodon.py 1.3.0 is finally out, with lots of stuff in it! Highlights include:

    * Streaming should break a lot less now, and there's better error handling
    * All endpoints from Mastodon v2.3.0 and v2.4.0 and one from v2.1.0: media_update, webpush support (including some utilities for the cryptography), account fields, pinned statuses
    * More tests, more documentation, etc

    Thanks to everyone who helped!

    GitHub: https://github.com/halcy/Mastodon.py/releases/tag/1.3.0

    Docs: https://mastodonpy.readthedocs.io/en/1.3.0/

    #mastodonpy #python ๐Ÿ

    In conversation Tuesday, 05-Jun-2018 19:19:11 EDT from icosahedron.website permalink Repeated by tomharris
  11. boris johnson fight me bitch (tomharris@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Jun-2018 04:14:44 EDT boris johnson fight me bitch boris johnson fight me bitch
    in reply to
    • iona ๐Ÿ

    @iona well I wonโ€™t discount that *I* was one of the wankers ๐Ÿ˜€

    But yeah, these extremely aesthetically conscious places do tend to attract very basic affluent young people (me? I claim the touristโ€™s defense)

    In conversation Wednesday, 06-Jun-2018 04:14:44 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  12. boris johnson fight me bitch (tomharris@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Jun-2018 04:12:48 EDT boris johnson fight me bitch boris johnson fight me bitch

    OF MY WELL AND Iโ€™VE BEEN SHAMING MANKIND

    In conversation Wednesday, 06-Jun-2018 04:12:48 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  13. boris johnson fight me bitch (tomharris@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 06-Jun-2018 03:53:36 EDT boris johnson fight me bitch boris johnson fight me bitch

    true story: last night I went to a fancy concept cocktail bar, the kind with low leather sofas, where you have to ring a doorbell to get in and where the bartender is *passionate* about your bourbon experience. I try not to revel in aesthetic, but I guess if youโ€™re going to do it you might as well go the whole hog. But the man sat next to me at the bar wanted to tell me about how heโ€™s a high-level pubg player and how he refuses to play with children.

    In conversation Wednesday, 06-Jun-2018 03:53:36 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  14. snackolantern ๐ŸŽƒ (er1n@social.mecanis.me)'s status on Tuesday, 08-May-2018 22:17:06 EDT snackolantern 🎃 snackolantern ๐ŸŽƒ

    oat

    In conversation Tuesday, 08-May-2018 22:17:06 EDT from social.mecanis.me permalink Repeated by tomharris
  15. boris johnson fight me bitch (tomharris@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 09-May-2018 04:56:41 EDT boris johnson fight me bitch boris johnson fight me bitch
    • :v_s: viscous nuisance ๐Ÿ–ฒ๏ธ

    @Tom
    uploading a vanity video from the top of a mountain in Iceland โœ…

    completing a 10 minute navigation with google maps anywhere in the US ๐Ÿ’€

    In conversation Wednesday, 09-May-2018 04:56:41 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  16. boris johnson fight me bitch (tomharris@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 09-May-2018 04:54:15 EDT boris johnson fight me bitch boris johnson fight me bitch
    • :v_s: viscous nuisance ๐Ÿ–ฒ๏ธ

    @Tom it's good

    In conversation Wednesday, 09-May-2018 04:54:15 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  17. boris johnson fight me bitch (tomharris@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 09-May-2018 04:48:21 EDT boris johnson fight me bitch boris johnson fight me bitch
    • Christian Lawson-Perfect

    @christianp CGI, it's from a wedding outfit planner website

    In conversation Wednesday, 09-May-2018 04:48:21 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  18. boris johnson fight me bitch (tomharris@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 09-May-2018 04:46:37 EDT boris johnson fight me bitch boris johnson fight me bitch

    you vs the guy etc etc

    In conversation Wednesday, 09-May-2018 04:46:37 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  19. boris johnson fight me bitch (tomharris@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 08-May-2018 08:01:11 EDT boris johnson fight me bitch boris johnson fight me bitch

    "I guess nominative determinism may have influenced my life in some small way", said Rightwingsford G. O. P. McRepublicanson, conservatively

    In conversation Tuesday, 08-May-2018 08:01:11 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  20. boris johnson fight me bitch (tomharris@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 08-May-2018 07:46:05 EDT boris johnson fight me bitch boris johnson fight me bitch
    • :v_s: viscous nuisance ๐Ÿ–ฒ๏ธ

    @Tom UK too
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timpson_(retailer)

    In conversation Tuesday, 08-May-2018 07:46:05 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
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