Notices by boris johnson fight me bitch (tomharris@mastodon.social), page 14

@masklayer Tom these are very nice photos. Where are they taken?

@zatnosk @Sailorplutoid (mad max beyond) masto-dome

just saw an ad that said "looking for more proper podcasts to listen to?" no mate, I'm looking for fewer to listen to, I'd love to unsubscribe just give me a reason

mastodon't you forget about me

claim: there is no song named for a capital city better that ultravox’s Vienna, prove me wrong

@zatnosk in reality what I do is I have one of each so nobody feels left out. Then I usually want another because they’re so good, but then you gotta have one more of each. It’s only fair.

@zatnosk I’d go with sugar rectangle, to maximise biscuit volume

@halcy damn, that's the kind of talk page content I dream of

@halcy I'm going to Bielefeld next month, staying one night in a cheap hotel and, having heard the conspiracy before, I definitely thought while I was booking it: these look like stock pictures, this might not be real

I refuse to believe this wasn't a good toot

@Jo that's a good chunk of it

got a lot of feelings abut this

@envgen such opportunities for hijinks

@envgen go into Alex’s room and video him saying it, you can be two for two