Notices by boris johnson fight me bitch (tomharris@mastodon.social), page 15

@envgen @Jo @thefishcrow @jk I thought I liked the fancy coffee because it was better, but actually it’s just stronger. Two or three spoons of instant does the trick

@envgen @thefishcrow @jk *extremely knowledgeable about coffee voice* unlike tea, it is important to wait a while before you pour water from the kettle onto your coffee bits. min 10 seconds

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can’t believe they didn’t call it a blocktrain, this is the worst injustice of our times

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this has been Toms Through History, we hope you have been thoroughly warned

2017

MASTODON DOT SOCIAL
https://mastodon.social/media/TpN7o6hWOB6djhHybsE

otoh, that sky 👌
https://mastodon.social/media/l1mA9-uUDGrOdgYad1I

it’s too early for the train lads

anyway, it’s time for a meeting with the boy
https://mastodon.social/media/xCmOA5OhDZO-eghsecE

Heck I make one joke about being a John Lewis young father type and the Conservatives start targeting me on instagram
https://mastodon.social/media/uXpliAuTivCpzJBOiYI

@englebright I’m not into Elbow yet but surely it’s only a matter of time

(also true most other days)

today’s look is John Lewis New Dad
https://mastodon.social/media/aqsLYxCRlPcHX1KkY68

@nightpool I haven’t read xkcd regularly for a number of years, but I do know I first saw it in 2007 and started reading Dinosaur Comics and A Softer World at the same time because they were linked there. So I’ve been reading Dino Comics for ten years, and would still be reading ASW if they hadn’t bowed out.