Notices by boris johnson fight me bitch (tomharris@mastodon.social), page 3

@prophet_goddess This was beautiful

"After nearly a thousand pages, most people were tired of the argument. It seemed a gradual consensus was emerging that wario was, indeed, a libertarian, and this time the argument was finished. But this, was a fantasy"

an adam curtis doc but he details the history and drama of a single forum

I’ve been off running for the last few months while I wait for a dodgy knee to heal and my precious hard-won callouses have softened away. Ran 10k today and my feet are two big blisters.

me, every time a sword is on screen: that’s foreshadowing

observe that this latest episode of Game of Thrones is watched using a television. Season 3 episode 5 was also shown on television. For all the bros complaining about how this came out of nowhere, is called foreshadowing. It’s what good writers do.

If I ever became a popular account I’d call myself “the numbers station”

@envgen jolyon maugham lives in one

god I only just realised those rupi kaur or rupi-kaur-impersonator poems people put on instagram are inspirational quotes for people who know inspirational quotes are “uncool”

Think I'm going to watch The Wire

the sun’s back! Time to get my hopes up!!

how’s this for a feel-good story: I walked for 15 minutes across central London before I realised the jacket I’d tied to my bag had fallen off. I backtracked the entire way, already furious that I wouldn’t find it but nevertheless had to look. Then I found it laying on the pavement two minutes from where I had started from. Still there!! and the banana I was saving for a snack was even still in the pocket

you rube, I was merely pretending to be april

make u think

people in my parents’ village, according to them: “twatty topknot” and “vegan pete“