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Notices by Greenie (amigiac@mastodon.social)

  1. Karl Voit ✅ (publicvoit@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 12-May-2019 06:40:23 EDT Karl Voit ✅ Karl Voit ✅

    RT @sehnaoui@twitter.com

    This is why you need an RFID shielded wallet. Be careful !!
    #InfoSec #Security

    In conversation Sunday, 12-May-2019 06:40:23 EDT from mastodon.social permalink Repeated by amigiac
  2. @Om* (atomjack@mastodon.cloud)'s status on Friday, 05-Apr-2019 06:29:41 EDT @Om* @Om*

    can only take so much...

    #indexfinger #frogs #boop #lefthand #enough #animatedgif

    In conversation Friday, 05-Apr-2019 06:29:41 EDT from mastodon.cloud permalink Repeated by amigiac
  3. snake boy 🐍 (snakeboy@godforsaken.website)'s status on Friday, 05-Apr-2019 03:40:10 EDT snake boy 🐍 snake boy 🐍

    Missed connection: looking for a local blonde woman who frequents the Tesco garage. You caught me sucking on your car exhaust when you left your motor running while you used the cash machine. Sorry I got so nervous I ran away but I'd love to get to know you better

    In conversation Friday, 05-Apr-2019 03:40:10 EDT from godforsaken.website permalink Repeated by amigiac
  4. Greenie (amigiac@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 06-Jan-2019 06:22:00 EST Greenie Greenie

    The Science of #Awkwardness, also good for social #Anxiety
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o268qbb_0BM

    In conversation Sunday, 06-Jan-2019 06:22:00 EST from mastodon.social permalink

    Attachments

    1. Invalid filename.
      The Science of Awkwardness
      By Vsauce from YouTube
  5. Greenie (amigiac@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 21-Dec-2018 17:20:41 EST Greenie Greenie

    Happy Solstice!

    In conversation Friday, 21-Dec-2018 17:20:41 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  6. Greenie (amigiac@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 16-Dec-2018 10:40:05 EST Greenie Greenie

    Enjoying some wildlife. Sunset on a cloudy day.

    In conversation Sunday, 16-Dec-2018 10:40:05 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  7. Greenie (amigiac@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 26-Jul-2018 08:20:32 EDT Greenie Greenie
    • Eugen

    @Gargron
    I went to the supermarket just to enjoy some air-conditioning. Pretending to browse everything is quite boring so reading toots instead. #Itstoohot #Phonezombie

    In conversation Thursday, 26-Jul-2018 08:20:32 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  8. Karl Voit ✅ (publicvoit@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 31-May-2018 02:28:08 EDT Karl Voit ✅ Karl Voit ✅

    RT @AdamBienkov@twitter.com: The Evening Standard has secretly agreed a £3 million deal with companies, including Uber and Google, to provide them with “favourable” news coverage, without telling readers. https://www.opendemocracy.net/uk/james-cusick/george-osborne-s-london-evening-standard-promises-positive-news-coverage-to-uber-goo

    In conversation Thursday, 31-May-2018 02:28:08 EDT from mastodon.social permalink Repeated by amigiac
  9. Greenie (amigiac@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 30-May-2018 09:47:44 EDT Greenie Greenie

    I assumed her character and Twitter accounts were a parody of Trump supporters and one day there would be a big reveal to piss them off. #D'Oh

    In conversation Wednesday, 30-May-2018 09:47:44 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  10. 🌳 Fritillaria 🌲 (fritillaria@electro.social)'s status on Sunday, 27-May-2018 12:23:10 EDT 🌳 Fritillaria 🌲 🌳 Fritillaria 🌲

    .

    In conversation Sunday, 27-May-2018 12:23:10 EDT from electro.social permalink Repeated by amigiac
  11. Michael 🚀 (omanreagan@scholar.social)'s status on Wednesday, 21-Mar-2018 16:25:50 EDT Michael 🚀 Michael 🚀

    Most importantly, stop putting institutional events on Facebook, stop using it at universities, stop making participation in Facebook mandatory through your institutional, organization, and activist roles. You can be online, and social, and connected without supporting Facebook.

    In conversation Wednesday, 21-Mar-2018 16:25:50 EDT from scholar.social permalink Repeated by amigiac
  12. HackerNewsBot (hackernewsbot@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 24-Apr-2018 01:20:43 EDT HackerNewsBot HackerNewsBot

    Using USB-VGA dongles as SDR transmitter
    https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=16907260
    #hackernews #tech

    In conversation Tuesday, 24-Apr-2018 01:20:43 EDT from mastodon.social permalink Repeated by amigiac
  13. Mycroft (mycroft@meow.social)'s status on Sunday, 22-Apr-2018 14:34:40 EDT Mycroft Mycroft

    funny shitposting is pretty cool here too
    im trying to get the specialized term for mastodon shitposting to switch to pooptooting though
    pooptoot toot toot

    In conversation Sunday, 22-Apr-2018 14:34:40 EDT from meow.social permalink Repeated by amigiac
  14. Mycroft (mycroft@meow.social)'s status on Wednesday, 18-Apr-2018 23:55:00 EDT Mycroft Mycroft

    tfw you're literally trash but friends still love you and respect your advice

    In conversation Wednesday, 18-Apr-2018 23:55:00 EDT from meow.social permalink Repeated by amigiac
  15. 七つ (7even@pleroma.soykaf.com)'s status on Saturday, 14-Apr-2018 20:28:12 EDT 七つ 七つ
    in reply to
    • Oneesan succubus
    @lain I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in. I put a quarter in the radio to activate it. It was the chief. “Bad news, detective. We got a situation.” “What? Is the mayor trying to ban trans fats again?” “Worse. Somebody just stole four hundred and forty-seven million dollars’ worth of bitcoins.” The heroin needle practically fell out of my arm. “What kind of monster would do something like that? Bitcoins are the ultimate currency: virtual, anonymous, stateless. They represent true economic freedom, not subject to arbitrary manipulation by any government. Do we have any leads?” “Not yet. But mark my words: we’re going to figure out who did this and we’re going to take them down … provided someone pays us a fair market rate to do so.” “Easy, chief,” I said. “Any rate the market offers is, by definition, fair.” He laughed. “That’s why you’re the best I got, Lisowski. Now you get out there and find those bitcoins.” “Don’t worry,” I said. “I’m on it.” I put a quarter in the siren. Ten minutes later, I was on the scene. It was a normal office building, strangled on all sides by public sidewalks. I hopped over them and went inside. “Home Depot™ Presents the Police!®” I said, flashing my badge and my gun and a small picture of Ron Paul. “Nobody move unless you want to!” They didn’t. “Now, which one of you punks is going to pay me to investigate this crime?” No one spoke up. “Come on,” I said. “Don’t you all understand that the protection of private property is the foundation of all personal liberty?” It didn’t seem like they did. “Seriously, guys. Without a strong economic motivator, I’m just going to stand here and not solve this case. Cash is fine, but I prefer being paid in gold bullion or autographed Penn Jillette posters.” Nothing. These people were stonewalling me. It almost seemed like they didn’t care that a fortune in computer money invented to buy drugs was missing. I figured I could wait them out. I lit several cigarettes indoors. A pregnant lady coughed, and I told her that secondhand smoke is a myth. Just then, a man in glasses made a break for it. “Subway™ Eat Fresh and Freeze, Scumbag!®” I yelled. Too late. He was already out the front door. I went after him. “Stop right there!” I yelled as I ran. He was faster than me because I always try to avoid stepping on public sidewalks. Our country needs a private-sidewalk voucher system, but, thanks to the incestuous interplay between our corrupt federal government and the public-sidewalk lobby, it will never happen. I was losing him. “Listen, I’ll pay you to stop!” I yelled. “What would you consider an appropriate price point for stopping? I’ll offer you a thirteenth of an ounce of gold and a gently worn ‘Bob Barr ‘08’ extra-large long-sleeved men’s T-shirt!” He turned. In his hand was a revolver that the Constitution said he had every right to own. He fired at me and missed. I pulled my own gun, put a quarter in it, and fired back. The bullet lodged in a U.S.P.S. mailbox less than a foot from his head. I shot the mailbox again, on purpose. “All right, all right!” the man yelled, throwing down his weapon. “I give up, cop! I confess: I took the bitcoins.” “Why’d you do it?” I asked, as I slapped a pair of Oikos™ Greek Yogurt Presents Handcuffs® on the guy. “Because I was afraid.” “Afraid?” “Afraid of an economic future free from the pernicious meddling of central bankers,” he said. “I’m a central banker.” I wanted to coldcock the guy. Years ago, a central banker killed my partner. Instead, I shook my head. “Let this be a message to all your central-banker friends out on the street,” I said. “No matter how many bitcoins you steal, you’ll never take away the dream of an open society based on the principles of personal and economic freedom.” He nodded, because he knew I was right. Then he swiped his credit card to pay me for arresting him. The End.
    In conversation Saturday, 14-Apr-2018 20:28:12 EDT from pleroma.soykaf.com permalink Repeated by amigiac
  16. jəˈrunˈprɑːt (jeroenpraat@todon.nl)'s status on Friday, 13-Apr-2018 13:38:55 EDT jəˈrunˈprɑːt jəˈrunˈprɑːt
    • Eugen

    *Mastodon: Federated Social Network with Eugen Rochko*

    Isn't that fun, listening to @Gargron ! 🤓

    https://www.softwaredaily.com/post/5acf3c9f018c5e0004415a55

    Here is the direct mp3 (if you want to pause, skip, jump, forward or download):

    http://traffic.libsyn.com/sedaily/2018_04_12_Mastodon.mp3

    #mastodon

    In conversation Friday, 13-Apr-2018 13:38:55 EDT from todon.nl permalink Repeated by amigiac
  17. Damnable Bear (ryanlittlefield@mastodon.social)'s status on Friday, 13-Apr-2018 13:57:04 EDT Damnable Bear Damnable Bear
    • Eugen

    just one of these times i want someone to ask @Gargron to 'awoo' on a podcast

    just once

    In conversation Friday, 13-Apr-2018 13:57:04 EDT from mastodon.social permalink Repeated by amigiac
  18. Cas 🏳️‍🌈♻️♿️🇬🇧 [main] (cassolotl@dev.glitch.social)'s status on Wednesday, 11-Apr-2018 09:19:34 EDT Cas 🏳️‍🌈♻️♿️🇬🇧 [main] Cas 🏳️‍🌈♻️♿️🇬🇧 [main]
    in reply to

    Like, okay, Data's face pasted over Zuck's face, hilarious - except that Data is a good person and a relatable character for a lot of good people out there. You're literally making Zuck look *better* by comparing him to Data? If you want to be mean to him you have to paste on the face of someone *bad*, no? Data is awesome.

    In conversation Wednesday, 11-Apr-2018 09:19:34 EDT from dev.glitch.social permalink Repeated by amigiac
  19. rixx (rixx@chaos.social)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Apr-2018 12:58:45 EDT rixx rixx

    So, let's talk instance size vs instance culture!

    If you're not on one of the >50k instances: How do you deal with new users?
    If you're on an instance with one or two major topics: how do you deal with new users who chose your instance randomly and aren't all that much into your topics?

    Mastodon doesn't really have a way to introduce new users to the instance, and to help them integrate with their new instance's culture, rules, and maybe topics (if applicable). A welcome message could help …

    In conversation Tuesday, 10-Apr-2018 12:58:45 EDT from chaos.social permalink Repeated by amigiac
  20. Leah (leah@chaos.social)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Apr-2018 18:01:42 EDT Leah Leah

    As announced I've done some research in the distribution of our mastodon instances regarding the network (AS) they use.

    The top five countries with mastodon instances:

    - 36 GB
    - 356 DE
    - 786 FR
    - 810 JP
    - 1284 US

    (full data: https://drop.leah.is/dEepjMnN )

    Top 7 networks:

    - 149 HETZNER-AS
    - 173 INTERQ GMO Internet
    - 187 SAKURA-B SAKURA Internet Inc.
    - 195 AMAZON-02 - Amazon.com
    - 232 DIGITALOCEAN-ASN - DigitalOcean
    - 244 ONLINE S.A.S.
    - 400 OVH

    (full data: https://drop.leah.is/kYXmJJmy)

    In conversation Tuesday, 10-Apr-2018 18:01:42 EDT from chaos.social permalink Repeated by amigiac
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