Notices by surfin' dog (007@mastodon.xyz)

new word: sweem. not sure what it means yet.

where did i go wrong

"thanks for clarifying" i say to the butter i've just heated and removed all solids from

there is a lot to unpack here

would you care for some Tall Glasses

friend: *vents to me about a life issue they're experiencing that involves complex and nuanced feelings*

me, with the emotional processing power of a teaspoon: *finger guns* cool

@tom me, being asked to enter my password manager's password: god is dead and we killed them

please boost, as crap as google+ was, it's a chunk of internet history that shouldn't be lost.

hey um, if anyone could spare any bandwidth for archiveteam, google+ is being archived with a deadline of midnight PST 2nd april (08:00 GMT 2nd april)

https://www.archiveteam.org/index.php?title=Google%2B

#googleminus #archiveteam

avoiding surveillance by installing pleroma on a toaster and living in a small van

amazed that people argue online over which megacorps processors are the best. i'll let you in on a secret:

they're all bad. computers are bad. go outside.

artist: here's a widdle doodle i did in like ten minutes or so uwu

*slaps every x86 processor* these babies can fit so many speculative execution vulnerabilities in

@jk forbidden glowing snacks

*sticks a note on your windscreen as i squeegee it clean at a set of lights*

𝓲'𝓿𝓮 𝓾𝓹𝓭𝓪𝓽𝓮𝓭 𝓶𝔂 𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓿𝓪𝓬𝔂 𝓹𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓬𝔂

snoffle

Ｗｈｏ ｗｏｕｌｄ ｗｉｎ？

💻 :chrome:
a big ol one
computer hongry boy

the plot thickens

@bootsy

whomst

computer send toot