Notices by SCROTUS ★ MAXIMUS (jackiemoon@mastodon.xyz), page 43

@kingu_platypus_gidora

still they won't stop being hard motherfuckers playing hard motherfuckin' rock.

@kingu_platypus_gidora

how about some hard motherfuckin' rock from some hard motherfuckin' japs?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_Misery

PS: they never stoped being hard motherfuckers

@sybren
Austarlians are more analog:
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@ohyran
1) you are homophobic
2) getting drunk is my hobby!
3) I exclusively meet people who are sex slaves
4) what was point 4?

@ohyran
Ooooh OK.
I got fetish.
Now I need to get a life first.
Stop adding shit to my todo list.
Can I just get drunk and pass out on the couch?

@strider
Look brah, I told you I'm not clicking on uncommented links.
Me did anyway.
Got it. Beer bong with raisin.
Now I have to find out what raisin iz.

@ohyran
what is fatlife?
something nasty in Swedish?

@sybren
this happens when software guys doing hardware things.
it's the same like finance guys doing business things.

@strider
wat?!
is this some new hotness in cali?

@jsalvador @federicomena
pretty close.
good enough.
👍

@federicomena
@jsalvador
Eso significa que el trabajo tiene que ser hecho.
Eso nunca despierta alegría.
(i guess google translate did a shitty job translating "sparks joy")

@ohyran
- bike ✅
- wood (something were stupid trees dwell) ✅
- lake (no mosquitoes anymore) ✅
- partner (sex slave) ⛔
- wine (cheap 'stralia juice in boxes) ✅
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4 out of 5
sounds like a plan (in the making)